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bobbert's avatar

But he's male.

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Rebel Scum hardened Democrat's avatar

Thanks. Definitely my idea. I never looked back.

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phoenix00's avatar

Yeah, but that would mean acknowledging #blacklivesmatter, and you know Beauregard won't stand for that.

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phoenix00's avatar

Always shoot the messenger. With a SWAT team.

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phoenix00's avatar

Shouldn't those barrels be pointed at the feet?

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HazooToo's avatar

Actually, that's the kind that matters the least, especially when your anecdote involves police brutality, racism, pay inequality, or some other form of racial or misogynist misbehavior.

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HazooToo's avatar

I can't concentrate on replying to you because your avatar. Is that an 'after picture' of the conflagration of rage?

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WellIGotNothing's avatar

Ahhh...Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III (just like I don't capitalize trump's name, I shall now try to remember to call jeff sessions Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III because if anyone suited that southern fried, plantation owner handle, its gotta be jeff sessions...)...

Where was I...Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III is exactly the can of gasoline that was missing from the already raging inferno that is race relations in the US. What can go wrong!

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Guess I got hung up exclusively on the racial portion. Lord knows there's haters for all personal characteristics, sad to say.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I've seen a bumper sticker: "Democrats. Cleaning up Republican messes since 1933."

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Trump don't step down. He's terrified of stairs.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Reeding is hard!

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Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

"...Not so scientifically based."

Uh, since when has this dillhole been interested in science?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"fears of violent crime are “driving a sense that we’re in danger”And you fuckwads are determined to fan the flames. Not to make anybody safer - just for the votes of your cowering racist base.

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Mike Steele's avatar

Looks like Jeff has something to fear besides fear itself...hmmmm...

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SpaceCaptainWarlock's avatar

It's Warlock from The Young Ones.https://youtu.be/PS842JVuc_...

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