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true, all subjective to the one administering the "test"

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Didn't someone get thrown in jail for laughing in Klan Boy's face?!?

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You could be arrested for that.

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Once again, you lie-brals can't see the fowest for the twees.1. Didn't happen with Obama.2. It's happening now while Obama conveniently isn't around.3. Obama is clearly to blame.

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Especially since he is just as likely to bring in a "Physic" by mistake and then everyome's shoes will be covered in poop.

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Next up: dowsing.

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Why do I imagine a scene where Jeff Sessions brings in a power point presentation wirh graphs made by a parrot.

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Wow, he is gonna solve this with a "lie detector"? Why not just send in Tom Cruise with an E-Meter?Seriously, there are better methods of tracing information sources.

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Iwankalot and Jerkoff don't leak. They humble brag to their friends -- and by friends I mean other moneyed psychopaths who pump them for insider information -- about all the cool shit they're in on at the WH. That ain't leaking. That's being a Trump.

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Like they ain't been wading through waste deep bull shit every day already.

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How do you know he hasn't and is just using the polygraph line to cover his source?

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Ooh! I KNOW where I'm making my next MILLION! I'll be the information dowser!

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The heck they don't! Got Jerry to admit that he watched Melrose Place.

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It looks like......https://trofire.com/2017/05...

It would be worth it.

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tRump invites the Komitet gosudarstvennoy bezopasnosti (kay gee bee) to aimlessly kick around the Oval Office under the Raydar planting leeetle bugzee things under the lampshades, and go home with leetle White House souvenir secrets things, and Jeffrey Beauregard thinks the N. S. of A. is doing the leaking of the Yellow Leaker in Chief's dirty business to the Main Stream Media?

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Is there such thing as a " one question " polygraph ? Couldn't they foil the test but pressing down on a tack in their shoe ? Like they did in " Homeland, " ? Wait, was it "Homeland" or the series about the WH with oh, shoot, what's her name ? The actress who was 2nd ingenue in the series about Doctors ?

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