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Is this allegory? The pilot was Cheney. The aircraft carrier was the darkness of torture, war and fear. Landing is crashing. The "mission accomplished" banner was written on the tattered remains of American ideals. The codpiece was ... well, I guess that's obvious.

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Ron Christie! Is there anything the Repubicans do that he won't defend? He is my strongest proof that if you're black and Repubican, you get to be on teevee.

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Don't forget that something like 80% of all White people down there were sharecroppers who were more likely to die of starvation than the slaves.

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Dammit now I am imagining him meeting Hoover, intimately. Dancing the night away.

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What can you say about a people who loved slavery and hated the United States so much? Well, let me take a crack at it. As capitalism, industrialization and commerce emerged in the North as America's economic future, they saw themselves as faithful to the nation's origins, unpolluted by Irish, German, Catholic immigration and those European ideas. Some things just never change.

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It would be nice if Wonkette could dig up some Confederate mass graves and sell us some commemorative cranial cups. Who is involved in the grave robbing division, because I have some business with Reagan's corpse I need to attend to.

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Get ready for Beck's Crymean war.

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14 year old girls you wish, I took a class from an anthropologist a few years back who does early American cemeteries when they have to move them and they find numerous both white and black female bodies of that age or younger with signs they either died in childbirth or shortly thereafter. Almost all in the South, rarest in the West. Utah has never allowed a single excavation.

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There will be 10x more of them than the left wing atheists by than as religious people typically have more children.

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The only time he opens his mouth is when Scalia drops his pants.

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Now I'm hearing Burl Ives singing, "Snot is running down his nose."

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Come for the heritage; stay for the hatred!

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I have no background in reenactment, but my suspicion is that a great deal of canned beer is consumed during these events.

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...lol, I try my best!

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...just a heads up; they don't care about facts(probably never will)! Which means history means nothing to them!!!

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how do you get a hoop skirt around the average alabama waist?

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