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When I was underage, I had sex with underage girls. I can tell you without reservation, adults make far better sex partners.

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I'm a season behind, but Tahiti IS a magical place!

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Hah! Treat him as well as any Border immigrant.

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Wasn't there an allegation of witness tampering too? Isn't that one of the possible grounds to deny bail?

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I wondered at that. Isn't preparing for trial just talking? I mean, I doubt the lawyers must be served Brie and mushroom omelets prepared by Epstein before mounting a defense against the charges.

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Yes, they absolutely are.

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I know I've never wanted to attend any of those Ivy League places. Too many people there like Bush, and Trump.....I prefer to hang with real people.

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I'm thinking that Andy was wrong. I'm an oldz, and I've yet to be named to the cabinet - although in fairness, the day is young.

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It's getting easier and easier. After the first of the year, they'll have it in Illinois (my former home) which I visit two to three times a year. And then there is the dark web. You can get any amount and any type.

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Will Jeffrey get to take his money and his cd's of nikked girls to prison with him? Didn't think so.

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It depends on where he is locked up how bad it will be. Protective custody is solitary confinement, so he'd be pretty miserable that way.

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He's asking for what poor people in New York need and don't get. Somewhere I have a pointer to an article by a lawyer about the near impossibility of meeting a client in Rikers Island.

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Small airline size bottles of Scotch. Cigarettes kept economies going in 1945 Europe but they're bulky.

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What I've read is that in some places it's dangerous to be known as having a lot of commissary money coming in. Makes someone an extortion target. Minimum security, it just means you eat better and hire people to do your laundry.

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Unless the prosecution offers a deal where he gets out at an age where he might still be alive, he's got no incentive to turn state's evidence on his cronies.

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There's a book called "The Maximum Security Book Club" about a volunteer who led a prison reading group. For some reason she tried to bring in "Lolita". She was startled, but should not have been, by the pushback. There is an abuse to prison pipeline and the prisoners who hadn't been molested usually had family members who were.

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