Jenna Bush Lathers Up A Tongan
Two things in the world are true, and only two:
Jenna Bush-Hager, daughter of Dubya, granddaughter of Poppy, still does "journalism" for the NBC "Today Show" thingie sometimes.
This really hot guy named Pita Taufatofua was the Olympic flag-bearer for Tonga during the Rio opening ceremonies, and he brokeded the entire united states of the internet, with his glistening body.
Because these things are true, and because Jenna is in Rio covering the Olympics, there was a moment on the television Monday that probably made Laura Bush and Barbara Bush and maybe even the boy Bushes super J that they couldn't switch places with Jenna like RIGHT NOW.
Enjoy the following journalism segment , where Jenna, Natalie Morales, Hoda Kotb and Al Roker take turns dipping their paws in vats of sexxx oil and rubbing it all over Pita The Hot Tongan.
SPOILER ALERT: Al Roker actually did not violate the hot piece of man meat with his fingers.
SPOILER ALERT AGAIN: Hoda and Jenna totally hand-banged the man, on live TV.
Jenna REALLY got into it, as you can see, while Al Roker stood in the background wondering how this is his life.
You might be thinking, did poor Natalie Morales stand over on the side the whole time and have to lather her own body with oil, because she was too far away to reach into the nice man's underthings and grab at stuff? Yes:
But it was OK because later, she and Jenna got their picture made with Pita, and Hoda was nowhere to be found:
Hussies, all of them. Including the boy, who totally knows how fine he is.
[ Towleroad ]
Oh, no. I'm not modest at all, Moozlim OR insulting myself. I just burn like bacon in a hot skillet.
My son has been accosted by random young women, even in groups, who think it's perfectly okay to get up in his personal space and touch him and/or his possessions (he wears interesting jewelry). He's ridiculously handsome (if I do say so myself) and looks like Thor with a ginger beard. He has complained to me about it before, and I agreed that it's no more right for a gang of women to do that to him just because he's a 6'5" dude than it would be for a guy or guys to do that to a woman. I did point out to him that when women are the objects of that kind of attention, we're not just creeped out and annoyed like he was, we're almost always terrified. But still, in his case, I reassured him it was wrong that they should do something to him that they know, as women, would completely freak them out if the tables were turned.