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<i>Why does Rick Santorum keep getting asked on the yap shows? He does not hold an elected office, has not held an elected office since 2007, and does not have anything remotely redeeming to say about much of anything</i>

yes but otherwise he would have to get a real job and.. you know...work.

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But the <a href="http:\/\/www.cheesemonthclub.com\/" target="_blank">Cheese of the Month</a> catalog had it coming.

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Dunno about that, but the NRA is our nation's leading supporter of domestic terrorism! <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2010\/06\/16\/sharron-angle-floated-2nd_n_614003.html" target="_blank">USA!</a> <a href="http:\/\/www.newser.com\/story\/87964\/the-nra-fights-for-terror-suspects-gun-rights.html" target="_blank">USA!</a> <a href="http:\/\/www.wjla.com\/articles\/2012\/04\/ted-nugent-obama-rant-a-hit-at-nra-convention-75007.html" target="_blank">USA!</a>

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Guns make us safer. That's why Rick Santorum is going to invest in Guns Allowed Airline. On GAA (pronounced "gay"), passengers can bring any firearm they want on-board. That's faster and less costly than all that liberty-subtracting TSA screening. He is sure to make millions as millions line up to Fly Safe™.

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And big. Really BIG.

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Or as Ted Nugent could put it: Hey Rick! Suck on my machine gun.

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<i>"we should be “blaming society” and not guns "</i>

That's why society should be punished when someone is shot, not the innocent trigger-pulling victims of its movies and lack of government-run religion in public schools.

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Wouldn't a Santorum/Palin ticket have just been a hoot?

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My six-year-old children shredded catalogues on a regular basis but I never shot them for it.

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<i>He does not hold an elected office, has not held an elected office since 2007, and does not have anything remotely redeeming to say about much of anything, and yet, he is still treated as though he is Important and Serious and worth listening to.</i>

Well, by the Tea Party. The rest of the country finds him amusing yet annoying, as though he were a fourteen-year-old boy.

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He's a rectum-dude.

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"Police officers are a lot more likely to be wearing armor, Jennifer Granholm points out, but no matter . . . "

No matter, because the police are exactly who the gun nutz are arming against.

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Once a dick... Yadee yadee yadee

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