The new year is always a time for reflection. One year ends, another begins. Time to take stock of your life and create new dreams and new resolutions that you can aspire to in the coming year. Perhaps you decide to get more exercise (which you really should, you lazy bastards), or be more present for your family, or to drink less (hahaha we are never resolving to do that. We might resolve to drink more in 2013). Or, you could do what Jennifer Rubin does, and make
<i>Do not allow the confirmation of a new secretary of state unless the current one gives a full accounting of her role and the White House&rsquo;s role in the Benghazi debacle.</i>
<i>Cut down on the lavish living. It&rsquo;s small in the scheme of the gigantic federal budget, but nevertheless it&rsquo;s unseemly.</i>
The Os&#039; mistake is not to be wildly wealthy. If they were megarich, Rubin and her chums would assume that they were paying for things themselves (or their friends the Sauds were). Because rich people in public office just naturally pick up the tab themselves--just look at how much of Romney&#039;s campaign he paid for himself. The fact that they&#039;re NOT rich <i>proves</i> they&#039;re making us pay for their shit.
<i>Senate Republicans: Do not allow the confirmation of a new secretary of state unless </i>
Nice use of the &quot;unless,&quot; there. With a little skill and care, the GOP could refuse to confirm ALL cabinet appointments for the next 4 years. Hah! That&#039;ll show &#039;em!
Just make sure that Jamaican Negress isn&#039;t one of those UPPITY Negresses like Michelle Obama. Jennifer Rubin cannot abide the uppity ones who go on exotic vacations to Hawaii and don&#039;t look like a dog puked up their clothes.
&quot;10. The president&#039;s unanticipated needs&quot;
That&#039;s a whole buncha fucking coke, man.
and then he could return the favor
and he killed all those vampires too, also
Note to wonketeers: you don&#039;t buy hookers, you rent them...
<i>Do not allow the confirmation of a new secretary of state unless the current one gives a full accounting of her role and the White House&rsquo;s role in the Benghazi debacle.</i>
This is totally how resignations work. Genius.
If she told them she was qualified for it when she applied, then she was wrong.
<i>Cut down on the lavish living. It&rsquo;s small in the scheme of the gigantic federal budget, but nevertheless it&rsquo;s unseemly.</i>
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Scarlett will <i>love</i> the way you look in silk.
~Reinterpreting &quot;firing&quot; to involve guns ~Reinterpreting &quot;boardroom coup&quot; to involve guns ~Reinterpreting &quot;kindergarten&quot; to involve guns
The Os&#039; mistake is not to be wildly wealthy. If they were megarich, Rubin and her chums would assume that they were paying for things themselves (or their friends the Sauds were). Because rich people in public office just naturally pick up the tab themselves--just look at how much of Romney&#039;s campaign he paid for himself. The fact that they&#039;re NOT rich <i>proves</i> they&#039;re making us pay for their shit.
<i>Senate Republicans: Do not allow the confirmation of a new secretary of state unless </i>
Nice use of the &quot;unless,&quot; there. With a little skill and care, the GOP could refuse to confirm ALL cabinet appointments for the next 4 years. Hah! That&#039;ll show &#039;em!
I have a Jack Tapper bobblehead
oh wait, that&#039;s actually the real Jack Tapper...
Just make sure that Jamaican Negress isn&#039;t one of those UPPITY Negresses like Michelle Obama. Jennifer Rubin cannot abide the uppity ones who go on exotic vacations to Hawaii and don&#039;t look like a dog puked up their clothes.
That would make the seams too scratchy, wouldn&#039;t it?
So, Jake Tapper?
They aren&#039;t on the real version, either.