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bobbert's avatar

"10. The president's unanticipated needs"

That's a whole buncha fucking coke, man.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and then he could return the favor

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and he killed all those vampires too, also

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Note to wonketeers: you don't buy hookers, you rent them...

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>Do not allow the confirmation of a new secretary of state unless the current one gives a full accounting of her role and the White House’s role in the Benghazi debacle.</i>

This is totally how resignations work. Genius.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

If she told them she was qualified for it when she applied, then she was wrong.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>Cut down on the lavish living. It’s small in the scheme of the gigantic federal budget, but nevertheless it’s unseemly.</i>

2008: <a href="http://littlegreenfootballs..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/img/gus_80...">http://littlegreenfootballs...

Lot_49's avatar

Scarlett will <i>love</i> the way you look in silk.

malsperanza's avatar

~Reinterpreting "firing" to involve guns ~Reinterpreting "boardroom coup" to involve guns ~Reinterpreting "kindergarten" to involve guns

malsperanza's avatar

The Os' mistake is not to be wildly wealthy. If they were megarich, Rubin and her chums would assume that they were paying for things themselves (or their friends the Sauds were). Because rich people in public office just naturally pick up the tab themselves--just look at how much of Romney's campaign he paid for himself. The fact that they're NOT rich <i>proves</i> they're making us pay for their shit.

malsperanza's avatar

<i>Senate Republicans: Do not allow the confirmation of a new secretary of state unless </i>

Nice use of the "unless," there. With a little skill and care, the GOP could refuse to confirm ALL cabinet appointments for the next 4 years. Hah! That'll show 'em!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I have a Jack Tapper bobblehead

oh wait, that's actually the real Jack Tapper...

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Just make sure that Jamaican Negress isn't one of those UPPITY Negresses like Michelle Obama. Jennifer Rubin cannot abide the uppity ones who go on exotic vacations to Hawaii and don't look like a dog puked up their clothes.

Lot_49's avatar

That would make the seams too scratchy, wouldn't it?

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

They aren't on the real version, either.