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He could paint an apartment in an afternoon! 2 Coats!

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Rat dick shortage.

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He cuts off the rescue EMT's foot, while Jennifer Rubin holds them down.

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SHE FORGOT POLAND

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With actual dollars? At this level of delusion, they should be paying her with shares of interest in Nigerian windfalls.

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I'm with the millions of people who approve of not hearing anything about him.

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Generalissimo Benjamin Moore?

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Well, there are some die-hards for whom this is warm comfort on a cold night. But yeah. Jenn and those nuts are living in a dream world -- so my guess is psychotropics. A post from <a href="http:\/\/www.theamericanconservative...\/larison\/why-the-gop-remains-in-bushs-shadow\/" target="_blank">Larison</a> a few days back on how they cannot escape the confortable cocoon they live in.

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His "clear moral compass" involved hearing voices telling him to invade Afghanistan and Iraq to prevent the rise of Gog and Magog.

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Unlike Bush, there has been no successful reading of "The Pet Goat" while the nation is under attack.

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<i>Unlike Obama’s tenure, there was no successful attack on the homeland after 9/11.</i>

Bamz still has a lot of catching up to do. It's not every president who can lose 2 major skyscrapers and over 3,000 people and have his sycophants claim that doesn't count.

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Sigh. Someone gave Rubin an Etch-a-Sketch and told her it was an iPad.

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When does he cut his ear off?

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Needs more Bob Ross.

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Barack Saddam Hussein Nobummer?

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Didn't the first one of those billboards go up about 3 days into Obama's term?

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