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It's days like this that I wish I had kept up with my BS in Pope from Phoenix University. Talk about your missed opportunities. If I had gotten that damn degree they're be fitting me for Prada shoes right now. Plus, IIRC PU had a student loan deferment programs for Popes. I'm really kicking myself over this.

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WaPo, I will write transparently garbage words for you for a whole 1% less than you pay Rubin. Give me munniez now!

I mean holy shit, is there no extremity of idiocy they will not pay people to write over there?

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That is why he retired early!

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But McConnell and Boehner aren't?

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Hawkeye Pierce?

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Did Obama reduce the number of abortions in the United States?

You mean by getting contraceptives into the hands of more women? He tried, but I seem to recall that some ancient nitwit in a white dress and funny hat objected to it.

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WaPo is not going to be dictated to by fact-checkers!

That high-pitched whine you hear is Katherine Graham spinning in her grave. When did they turn into a print version of CNN?

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<a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2013\/02\/12\/nyregion\/paying-top-dollar-for-condos-and-leaving-them-empty.html\?hpw" target="_blank">Here's the wealth trickling down </a> (not.)

The rich get ever-richer, and acquire ever-more stuff. And we wonder why there seems to be so little for everyone else.

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After giving birth to infected babies. The man is nothing if not thorough.

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Don't forget the Pradas.

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Oh my goodness. What a cool gizmo! Imma going to have to try that out.

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A Rubin sandwich?

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Less is more.

In her case, we need a lot more. Or less...

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Hopefully, all three were knocked out cold!

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So, is this Rubin the new Lady Peggy of Noonaton?

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CHECK PLEASE!!1!

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