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ah but you see jenny's from my home town winnetka il. land of repressed moneyed wasps who don't actually have feelings and if they do, are not stupid enough to share them.

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<i>Viz</i>: A decrepit old gas man named Peter, While hunting around for the meter, Touched a leak with his light. He arose out of sight, And, as anyone can see by reading this, he also destroyed the meter.

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Like that Air Force colonel...the women are just putting their tits'n'asses out there, hidden only behind dresses, underwear, and screams.

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It's his extensive knowledge about <a href="http:\/\/www.wltx.com\/news\/story.aspx\?storyid=9551" target="_blank">Kemal Ataturk</a>. Chicks dig that.

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"Had my fingers crossed! Doesn't count!"

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Civics Exam Anthony Weiner (D - somewhere) is caught sexting a dumb pic. He is crucified and resigns from public office. Mark Sanford (R - Family Values, Argentina) has multiple affairs using taxpayer $, lies, is convicted and fined and driven from office. Once out, he then trespasses against a court order, and basically keeps on being a total dick.

Q: Which one is more likely to be elected again to public office?

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