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TundraGrifter's avatar

"She’s waiting by the phone, fellas, and ready to take the call."

Ole Crazy Eyes - If your phone don't ring you'll know it's me.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I got a sawbuck says this conversation only happened in the empty receptacle that passes for Bachmann's skull.

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PubOption's avatar

Marcus looks happy. Was he drunk or was he feeling up a rent boy hidden behind Michele's back?

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dslindc's avatar

Oh, hypnotoad . . . I mean, Michelle. How we'll miss the never ending parade of stupid that flows from your mouth . . . NOT!

Also, is Marcus going for the bear look with that facial hair? That will surely help lots of people to be all not gay and such.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

She's not going away is she?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>Mr. President, you need to bomb the Iranian nuclear facilities, because if you don’t, Iran will have a nuclear weapon on your watch ... and you’ll have to answer to the world"</i>

This reminds me of the time North Korea got a nukular weapon on Dubya's watch. When does his trial start?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Of all God's special snowflakes in Congress, she had consistently been the snowflakiest. *sniff*

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

*sigh* ... if only she'd won in 2012, we'd all be safe now.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Bitch Please!!! This is presidenting not the special olympics

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

If Obama laughed every time a Repub said something stupid, he'd get <i>no</i> sleep.

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