AND NOW YOU ARE GOING TO FIRE HIM. Maine Wonkers, AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, we have a job for you! Your asshole governor, Paul LePage, you know who we're talking about? Yeah him. So remember how he chicken-scrawled out a mean, poorly worded note to a constituent who wanted him to resign, essentially saying "I KNOW I ARE BUT WHAT IS YOU?" and then stuck the piece of official Maine Governor stationery down his pants and rubbed it around in the toilet paper-infected zone that probably spreads from his balls to his whatevers? Real dick move if you ask us, and VERY unbecoming of a man who wants to call himself the governor of the great state of Maine, which we hear is nice this time of year!
Hello, scum of the earth. I hate your company and everything it stands for, and if I were given a job I would work to destroy it from the inside... so, please give me an executive position in your company. I read on a third-grade level and can shoot a pile of law documents from two paces.If I tried that, I may be escorted from the building and justifiably tazed for good measure.
Yeah, but the extremist ex-governor you're thinking of never ran for re-election and won, unlike this jackhole and the ones in Wisconsin, Kansas, and Florida.
I really, really hate breakdown lane passers - so you are correcto mundo - I totally would never do that. I see some MA platers pull that shit from time to time and cringe. I applaud your revenge tactics, I have fantasized doing the same but with the above mentioned MA ID tag on the vehicle they would pro'ly consider me a traitor and beat me with their tire irons. To death. In MA or out.
A friend of mine once told me he wanted me to write a book in my own voice, ie the way I talked when I told these stories.
You try using that at your next job interview.
Hello, scum of the earth. I hate your company and everything it stands for, and if I were given a job I would work to destroy it from the inside... so, please give me an executive position in your company. I read on a third-grade level and can shoot a pile of law documents from two paces.If I tried that, I may be escorted from the building and justifiably tazed for good measure.
I don't think there are 600,000 people in Maine. In fact, I don't think there have been 600,000 people in Maine since Maine became A Thing.
Corpses don't have rights, so I don't see why it wouldn't be
Wyoming is the least populous state libelz!
That's the really funny thing about all this. He loves Maine, but only the part where Moose outnumber humans.
Yeah, but the extremist ex-governor you're thinking of never ran for re-election and won, unlike this jackhole and the ones in Wisconsin, Kansas, and Florida.
"I bet LePage won't notice understand the difference."
/FTFY
No argument from me. The 10's of people in Wyoming are not being overlooked.
P.S. If you run into your counterpart Rick Scott, tell him Floridians want him to follow your lead.
I'd love to write in, but I moved away several years ago. I guess I could always say that I'll move back if he leaves...
Up to his nose in blow????
Put your coffee brandy and milk in the cupholder of your F150 and head on down Route 1!
I really, really hate breakdown lane passers - so you are correcto mundo - I totally would never do that. I see some MA platers pull that shit from time to time and cringe. I applaud your revenge tactics, I have fantasized doing the same but with the above mentioned MA ID tag on the vehicle they would pro'ly consider me a traitor and beat me with their tire irons. To death. In MA or out.
It actually is legal in MA during rush hours.
I know because I also shake my fists at them and seeing the sign made me shake harder.
For the hardcore Mainer locals I knew, it was anybody that lived across the Deer Isle bridge.