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Lizzietish81's avatar

A friend of mine once told me he wanted me to write a book in my own voice, ie the way I talked when I told these stories.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

You try using that at your next job interview.

Hello, scum of the earth. I hate your company and everything it stands for, and if I were given a job I would work to destroy it from the inside... so, please give me an executive position in your company. I read on a third-grade level and can shoot a pile of law documents from two paces.If I tried that, I may be escorted from the building and justifiably tazed for good measure.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

I don't think there are 600,000 people in Maine. In fact, I don't think there have been 600,000 people in Maine since Maine became A Thing.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Corpses don't have rights, so I don't see why it wouldn't be

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

Wyoming is the least populous state libelz!

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

That's the really funny thing about all this. He loves Maine, but only the part where Moose outnumber humans.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Yeah, but the extremist ex-governor you're thinking of never ran for re-election and won, unlike this jackhole and the ones in Wisconsin, Kansas, and Florida.

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gedjcj's avatar

"I bet LePage won't notice understand the difference."

/FTFY

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

No argument from me. The 10's of people in Wyoming are not being overlooked.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

P.S. If you run into your counterpart Rick Scott, tell him Floridians want him to follow your lead.

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ImpureScience's avatar

I'd love to write in, but I moved away several years ago. I guess I could always say that I'll move back if he leaves...

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Jus_Wonderin's avatar

Up to his nose in blow????

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Crunkle's avatar

Put your coffee brandy and milk in the cupholder of your F150 and head on down Route 1!

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SpideySenser's avatar

I really, really hate breakdown lane passers - so you are correcto mundo - I totally would never do that. I see some MA platers pull that shit from time to time and cringe. I applaud your revenge tactics, I have fantasized doing the same but with the above mentioned MA ID tag on the vehicle they would pro'ly consider me a traitor and beat me with their tire irons. To death. In MA or out.

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Lizzietish81's avatar

It actually is legal in MA during rush hours.

I know because I also shake my fists at them and seeing the sign made me shake harder.

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

For the hardcore Mainer locals I knew, it was anybody that lived across the Deer Isle bridge.

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