Hi diddly ho, Wonkerinos! It has been awhile since we submerged ourselves in the crazy world of America’s most prominent and deadly fetish. Frankly, we were feeling a bit overwhelmed with all the stories of people accidentally blowing away their own toddlers while cleaning their shotguns, and then the useless dicks in Congress killed gun control, and we decided fuck it, we live in a country full of irrational freaks and there is nothing left to do but make ourselves a nice Thorazine omelet for breakfast every morning and spend the rest of the day lying on the couch, drooling and watching sunbeams inch across the floor.
What I want to know is how you can have a poll where the choices are Agree, Disagree, and Neither. (And, also, Unsure). Unless Neither means "Drink a dick, dood, this question is stupid".
I think this every time I watch the news and every fucked up crime, fire, DUI, cross-burning (yes, I know - Georgia) is out in the burbs. Meanwhile... In The Hood..... We've only had like 2 murders this year, lower property crime, etc.
Is there anything that nut jobs haven’t shot up? Not that I want to give them any new ideas but it seems like everything from bathrooms to zoos have been shot up at one time or another.
...guns aren&#039;t a &quot;Fetish&quot; in this country, they are a <strong>&quot;CULT&quot;</strong>! Fetishes don&#039;t generally kill people.
<strong>*Correction*</strong>: Republican auto-erotic, S&amp;M, pegging fetishes do kill people(usually them).
...reminds me of the time I went to buy some sunglasses and the sales person was trying to up-sell to a more expensive pair of glasses by telling me the lenses were &quot;bullet-proof&quot;.
Governor Jerry increases his awesomeness day by day. If the gun-fondlers don&#039;t like it, Arizona&#039;s right down the road. <i> A di&oacute;s, </i>motherfuckers!
This <a href="http:\/\/img.totaloutdoornetwork.com\/UserFiles\/8\/88\/8833\/27566_fat_hairy_guy_on_bed_with_guns.jpg" target="_blank">guy</a>, for instance.
What I want to know is how you can have a poll where the choices are Agree, Disagree, and Neither. (And, also, Unsure). Unless Neither means &quot;Drink a dick, dood, this question is stupid&quot;.
Sure, give an actual rifle to 5-year old. What could possibly go wrong?
<i>Said liberties that might need defending remain unspecified.</i>
The right to own a gun, doh!
I think this every time I watch the news and every fucked up crime, fire, DUI, cross-burning (yes, I know - Georgia) is out in the burbs. Meanwhile... In The Hood..... We&#039;ve only had like 2 murders this year, lower property crime, etc.
...well played
They&#039;re not really needed any longer. Paradise has already been paved for a parking lot.
Is there anything that nut jobs haven&rsquo;t shot up? Not that I want to give them any new ideas but it seems like everything from bathrooms to zoos have been shot up at one time or another.
Did the woman have Parkinson&#039;s disease?
...guns aren&#039;t a &quot;Fetish&quot; in this country, they are a <strong>&quot;CULT&quot;</strong>! Fetishes don&#039;t generally kill people.
<strong>*Correction*</strong>: Republican auto-erotic, S&amp;M, pegging fetishes do kill people(usually them).
Are these bullet-proof backpacks heavier than the toddlers who will need to carry them? Also how many school shooting victims were shot from the back?
...reminds me of the time I went to buy some sunglasses and the sales person was trying to up-sell to a more expensive pair of glasses by telling me the lenses were &quot;bullet-proof&quot;.
...Wayne La Pierre: <em>&quot;the only thing that can stop a ATF agent with a gun is a violent felon with a gun&quot;</em>
Governor Jerry increases his awesomeness day by day. If the gun-fondlers don&#039;t like it, Arizona&#039;s right down the road. <i> A di&oacute;s, </i>motherfuckers!
This <a href="http:\/\/img.totaloutdoornetwork.com\/UserFiles\/8\/88\/8833\/27566_fat_hairy_guy_on_bed_with_guns.jpg" target="_blank">guy</a>, for instance.
...4) If someone claims that they have a AR-15 for home defense, they either live in Fallujah or Jurassic Park!
auto-erotic asphyxiation libel!