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What I want to know is how you can have a poll where the choices are Agree, Disagree, and Neither. (And, also, Unsure). Unless Neither means "Drink a dick, dood, this question is stupid".

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Sure, give an actual rifle to 5-year old. What could possibly go wrong?

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<i>Said liberties that might need defending remain unspecified.</i>

The right to own a gun, doh!

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I think this every time I watch the news and every fucked up crime, fire, DUI, cross-burning (yes, I know - Georgia) is out in the burbs. Meanwhile... In The Hood..... We've only had like 2 murders this year, lower property crime, etc.

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...well played

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They're not really needed any longer. Paradise has already been paved for a parking lot.

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Is there anything that nut jobs haven’t shot up? Not that I want to give them any new ideas but it seems like everything from bathrooms to zoos have been shot up at one time or another.

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Did the woman have Parkinson's disease?

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...guns aren't a "Fetish" in this country, they are a <strong>"CULT"</strong>! Fetishes don't generally kill people.

<strong>*Correction*</strong>: Republican auto-erotic, S&M, pegging fetishes do kill people(usually them).

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Are these bullet-proof backpacks heavier than the toddlers who will need to carry them? Also how many school shooting victims were shot from the back?

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...reminds me of the time I went to buy some sunglasses and the sales person was trying to up-sell to a more expensive pair of glasses by telling me the lenses were "bullet-proof".

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...Wayne La Pierre: <em>"the only thing that can stop a ATF agent with a gun is a violent felon with a gun"</em>

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Governor Jerry increases his awesomeness day by day. If the gun-fondlers don't like it, Arizona's right down the road. <i> A diós, </i>motherfuckers!

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This <a href="http:\/\/img.totaloutdoornetwork.com\/UserFiles\/8\/88\/8833\/27566_fat_hairy_guy_on_bed_with_guns.jpg" target="_blank">guy</a>, for instance.

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...4) If someone claims that they have a AR-15 for home defense, they either live in Fallujah or Jurassic Park!

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auto-erotic asphyxiation libel!

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