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bobbert's avatar

What I want to know is how you can have a poll where the choices are Agree, Disagree, and Neither. (And, also, Unsure). Unless Neither means "Drink a dick, dood, this question is stupid".

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

<i>Said liberties that might need defending remain unspecified.</i>

The right to own a gun, doh!

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I think this every time I watch the news and every fucked up crime, fire, DUI, cross-burning (yes, I know - Georgia) is out in the burbs. Meanwhile... In The Hood..... We've only had like 2 murders this year, lower property crime, etc.

PubOption's avatar

They're not really needed any longer. Paradise has already been paved for a parking lot.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Is there anything that nut jobs haven’t shot up? Not that I want to give them any new ideas but it seems like everything from bathrooms to zoos have been shot up at one time or another.

PubOption's avatar

Did the woman have Parkinson's disease?

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...guns aren't a "Fetish" in this country, they are a <strong>"CULT"</strong>! Fetishes don't generally kill people.

<strong>*Correction*</strong>: Republican auto-erotic, S&M, pegging fetishes do kill people(usually them).

PubOption's avatar

Are these bullet-proof backpacks heavier than the toddlers who will need to carry them? Also how many school shooting victims were shot from the back?

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...reminds me of the time I went to buy some sunglasses and the sales person was trying to up-sell to a more expensive pair of glasses by telling me the lenses were "bullet-proof".

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...Wayne La Pierre: <em>"the only thing that can stop a ATF agent with a gun is a violent felon with a gun"</em>

Lot_49's avatar

Governor Jerry increases his awesomeness day by day. If the gun-fondlers don't like it, Arizona's right down the road. <i> A diós, </i>motherfuckers!

Lot_49's avatar

This <a href="http:\/\/img.totaloutdoornetwork.com\/UserFiles\/8\/88\/8833\/27566_fat_hairy_guy_on_bed_with_guns.jpg" target="_blank">guy</a>, for instance.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...4) If someone claims that they have a AR-15 for home defense, they either live in Fallujah or Jurassic Park!

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

auto-erotic asphyxiation libel!