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Tosca's avatar

"My wife doesn't enjoy sex with me because I am bad at sexing" is a self-own.

"My wife can't enjoy sex with me because my giant monster cock is just to much for her to handle" is a humble-brag.

Tosca's avatar

That sucks. I hope things get better for you.

Rimshot101's avatar

Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah, Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the head of the church, and Southern Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I remember that song from the 60's, when I was researching if organized religion was for me.(I was a curious 8 year old) and I thought it was a beautiful song.I compare it to what I see going in the so-called religious right, and I wonder when the message became one of hate.

chronozoan's avatar

Let this be the death of them all

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

That is why they had to include it (the OT) in the bible,The god of vegence was too popular with the masses of the time they were putting it together. Well, that and to give it some authenticity, by stealing it from an older established religion.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

It's North Carolina, many of them want to fall for it.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

As someone who has been photographed at Fantasy Fest by hundreds of people, I agree.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I can dance, and I wish they would stop giving those of us who can dance. a bad name.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

As a woman I can vouch for this.