That reminds me of a news story I saw a couple of years ago. Cops were investing a Miami neighborhood with the suspicion that someone had dumped a shark at a random gas station. Guessing it didn't walk there.
The better candidate: "Sorry, folks -- we're all fucked and there's nothing we can do about it. Everything is crap, you are all morons and the world is shit. So we might as well stop putting off the inevitable. Vote for me and let's burn this fucker down!!"
See? No bitterness, no voter regret, no future disillusionment because we'll all be dead. The perfect platform!
So which one to back, the hopeful visionary or the apocalyptic doomsday cult leader? The correct choice is obvious. We won't get fooled again!
That reminds me of a news story I saw a couple of years ago. Cops were investing a Miami neighborhood with the suspicion that someone had dumped a shark at a random gas station. Guessing it didn't walk there.
Neigh.
Butt grain silo?
Why does Liberty U hate America?
Let's see...Brown? Check. Foreign? Check. Unarmed? Check.
I'm surprised the kid actually DID make it!
You can get an education in prison...
At the center of the earth.
Land shark??? LOL
again, said it before, the slogan virginia is for lovers is WRONG WRONG WRONG.
Virginia, apparently, is for assholes.
disclaimer, im one of those assholes living in Virginia with these fucking assholes.
It involves tackyons.
You want something that doesn't care about the rain.
Note that I said "almost." I wasn't quite there.
Tiger shark that thought it was a tiger.
Mr. Rowr-bot.
Floyd Gehrhart?
Stupid kids, what do they know?
The better candidate: "Sorry, folks -- we're all fucked and there's nothing we can do about it. Everything is crap, you are all morons and the world is shit. So we might as well stop putting off the inevitable. Vote for me and let's burn this fucker down!!"
See? No bitterness, no voter regret, no future disillusionment because we'll all be dead. The perfect platform!
So which one to back, the hopeful visionary or the apocalyptic doomsday cult leader? The correct choice is obvious. We won't get fooled again!