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Petunia Cat's avatar

Different scummy evangelical.

Cybirr's avatar

I don't know. I think you need to want to experience joy to be a real life-style kinkster. Their closeted lives are as miserable as their faithless religion. But I think we're on the same page here.

SqueakyRat's avatar

Sucking his dick was a totally separate thing!

SqueakyRat's avatar

You'd have to have your eyes open!

Wookie Monster's avatar

They all are into whatever they condemn.

John McLaughlin's avatar

Variety is the spice of life. I feel bad for the students and staff at Liberty University.

Pearson’s Grandmama's avatar

If you read last fall's Politico article, it appears that everyone on the Liberty campus was pretty scared of Miss Becki, like she was the Power Behind the Throne or something. Now that *could* indicate that she was behind this whole thing....or not. Or maybe that was her version of revenge porn, taking the reins so to speak. In any case, this stuff is flat out gross and doesn't bear thinking about...or wouldn't if Junior wasn't so condemnatory of *other people's* behaviors. That makes it rather delicious.

Pearson’s Grandmama's avatar

It's Biblical. Genesis 3:12--The man said, "The woman you put here with me--she gave me some fruit from the tree, and I ate it."

Pearson’s Grandmama's avatar

Southern Baptists aren't really Calvinists. That would be the Presbyterians. Southern Baptists don't believe in predestination. They're Arminianists. Look that up in your Funk & Wagnall's....but basically it means they believe everybody can be saved by the grace of God. All you gotta do is do it *their* way.

Pearson’s Grandmama's avatar

And Paul Manafort too, which is really disgraceful, as his wife is disabled.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

WHAT? I hadn't heard about that!!!

Pearson’s Grandmama's avatar

His daughter (or stepdaughter, I forget) blasted that last fall.

underwriter505's avatar

Oh, please do. It's nothing you don't already know about him. Let's make it go viral.

tangofoxtrot's avatar

The, well, fall of Jerry Falwell. Jr. is NEVER GOING TO BE ANYTHING BUT HILARIOUS TO ME.

We know this is just the circumcised tip of the iceberg of kink, right?