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Different scummy evangelical.

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TY. Holy shit.

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I don't know. I think you need to want to experience joy to be a real life-style kinkster. Their closeted lives are as miserable as their faithless religion. But I think we're on the same page here.

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Sucking his dick was a totally separate thing!

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You'd have to have your eyes open!

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They all are into whatever they condemn.

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Variety is the spice of life. I feel bad for the students and staff at Liberty University.

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If you read last fall's Politico article, it appears that everyone on the Liberty campus was pretty scared of Miss Becki, like she was the Power Behind the Throne or something. Now that *could* indicate that she was behind this whole thing....or not. Or maybe that was her version of revenge porn, taking the reins so to speak. In any case, this stuff is flat out gross and doesn't bear thinking about...or wouldn't if Junior wasn't so condemnatory of *other people's* behaviors. That makes it rather delicious.

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It's Biblical. Genesis 3:12--The man said, "The woman you put here with me--she gave me some fruit from the tree, and I ate it."

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Southern Baptists aren't really Calvinists. That would be the Presbyterians. Southern Baptists don't believe in predestination. They're Arminianists. Look that up in your Funk & Wagnall's....but basically it means they believe everybody can be saved by the grace of God. All you gotta do is do it *their* way.

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And Paul Manafort too, which is really disgraceful, as his wife is disabled.

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WHAT? I hadn't heard about that!!!

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His daughter (or stepdaughter, I forget) blasted that last fall.

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Oh, please do. It's nothing you don't already know about him. Let's make it go viral.

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The, well, fall of Jerry Falwell. Jr. is NEVER GOING TO BE ANYTHING BUT HILARIOUS TO ME.

We know this is just the circumcised tip of the iceberg of kink, right?

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I. Am. Dying.

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