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The Wonder Cock, staring Daniel S̶t̶e̶r̶n̶ Firm

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Yes. Him and his meat and his non disclosure agreements. Compared to the unselfconscious beauty of horses.

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That bit about “little Jerry” being too large to fit his wife reminds me of high school and my favorite excuse for avoiding sex with some guy. Seemed to work...50+ years ago!

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And reflects upon the bank balance.

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Did he already delete the new clubbing explanation?

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Wait till they get the horse on the Jet-Ski with a big, big man on top. Just man and beast, swinging dong on the open water.

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Four broken horse legs. But that's sports, right?

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The Religious Right in this country is such a scam, yet they act as if they're morally superior to the rest of us

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And that, my friend, is why gay men are happy to take up the slack as it were.

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We like to use metric here so we inform non-USA wonkers

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Yes

It’s an act

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His first draft of “half to 2/3 of a mouthful “ employees was sent back for editing

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I have nothing to say about that

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In spirit, maybe, but not the flesh

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Now you’ve done it

Scratch ‘n Sniff September

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