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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

The Wonder Cock, staring Daniel S̶t̶e̶r̶n̶ Firm

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

Yes. Him and his meat and his non disclosure agreements. Compared to the unselfconscious beauty of horses.

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Reegstar's avatar

That bit about “little Jerry” being too large to fit his wife reminds me of high school and my favorite excuse for avoiding sex with some guy. Seemed to work...50+ years ago!

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

And reflects upon the bank balance.

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Stan Dan Deliver's avatar

Did he already delete the new clubbing explanation?

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Stan Dan Deliver's avatar

Wait till they get the horse on the Jet-Ski with a big, big man on top. Just man and beast, swinging dong on the open water.

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

Four broken horse legs. But that's sports, right?

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insert_something_creative's avatar

The Religious Right in this country is such a scam, yet they act as if they're morally superior to the rest of us

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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

And that, my friend, is why gay men are happy to take up the slack as it were.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

We like to use metric here so we inform non-USA wonkers

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Yes

It’s an act

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

His first draft of “half to 2/3 of a mouthful “ employees was sent back for editing

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

I have nothing to say about that

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

In spirit, maybe, but not the flesh

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Now you’ve done it

Scratch ‘n Sniff September

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