Jerry Weller Update: Choose Your Own Cocktober Adventure
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We've heard now, from a number of equally credible (read: not particularly credible) sources, variations on the following three rumors about Representative Jerry Weller (R-IL). Because the last time we checked this nation was still a democracy, we are letting you, the people, vote on your favorite.
Jerry Weller Update: Choose Your Own Cocktober Adventure
Jerry Weller Update: Choose Your Own…
Jerry Weller Update: Choose Your Own Cocktober Adventure
We've heard now, from a number of equally credible (read: not particularly credible) sources, variations on the following three rumors about Representative Jerry Weller (R-IL). Because the last time we checked this nation was still a democracy, we are letting you, the people, vote on your favorite.