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BosGrl's avatar

This is great, thanks! Bookmarking for my next conversation with my sister.

Baconzgood's avatar

Jessie Watters?

Wasn't a character on Breaking Bad? (I never saw the show). I did go to highschool with a kid named Brian Adams. Shit i would beat the crap out of you if you called him other than "B.A."

paperlesstiger's avatar

Ignorance is nothing new, but people didn't used to aspire to it. But MAGA idolizes ignorance. That's why Watters, and the president for that matter, can't be exposed as idiots, because they are role models. They are stupid, but they are rich. That gives them hope.

Saviour of Bread's avatar

Raise a glass, rum if you have it, to the greatest cricketer ever, the man from Fentyisland:

Garfield St Aubrun Sobers

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c2xx42dle4go

Dexter Mathorphan's avatar

Kevin Lord, CHRO at Fox Corp is on LinkedIn. I asked him if there were any standards of conduct for Fox employees and if he was good with Watters' comments threatening women with an animalized military. It is his domain after all.

I'll let you know if he responds. Ha

imissthosesparks TYFYATTM's avatar

Something's wrong with those Nigerians.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Looks like stupidity is rampant among humans.

SunMoonStars's avatar

Those dictator countries like him.

gallbladder's avatar

Neither will Canada be along her borders.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

We're so beloved by our allies!!

BosGrl's avatar

I don't know how many men know this (guys here probably do), but women, all women, regardless of age or level of attractiveness, worry about rape when they are out and about and/or alone (or at home if they have boyfriends like Watters and Carolla).

SunMoonStars's avatar

And epstein, tfm, kavanaugh, uncle clarence, getz, platner, swalwell......the list is damn near endless.

Cincinnatus's avatar

β€œMen are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.”

― Margaret Atwood

SunMoonStars's avatar

We are trained since birth in how to avoid being raped.

Saviour of Bread's avatar

Which is the saddest thing I have ever read.

SunMoonStars's avatar

But the truest thing for most women.

Nancy Naive's avatar

β€œSmart people learn from everything and everyone, average people from their experiences, stupid people already have all the answers.”

IMPOed's avatar

What a fucking creep!

Cryny's avatar
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OT: Has anybody else noticed that typing in "wonkette.com" into an address bar no longer redirects to https://www.wonkette.com? It 404s in an attempt to go to "http://wonkette.com." It is probably stupid that the one thing I don't have a shortcut for is the website I visit most, but I figured this should probably be brought to Rebecca's attention if it's not just a me issue.

EDIT: Since it's not just me, I went ahead and e-mailed Rebecca.

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

It's a misconfigured alias setting. From what I remember it's a little tricky because if you don't do it right, google will penalize your search rankings thinking you have duplicate content.

Spotts1701's avatar

Yeah, I was having that issue. I had to reset my bookmarks and so far it seems to be working...

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

Typing wonkette dot com never sent me to the correct site.

gallbladder's avatar

This is the problem with naked URLs: They can be hijacked.

Cryny's avatar

All kinds of jacking is much easier when naked.

Cryny's avatar

Weird. It probably also depends on browser, but it worked for me until today in Firefox.

Belle la BΓͺte f/k/a Girl Guide's avatar

Yeah I got scared typing in the address minus the www prefix. Thought maybe an uncanned clam monster had eaten the website database.

Edith Prickly's avatar

We’re going to be looking at this chode until Hooper Time, aren’t we?

imissthosesparks TYFYATTM's avatar

I'm investing every penny I have in Nugenix, makers of the Total-T Testosterone Booster. And those annoying TV commercials.

"She'll love it too!"

Tammy Scumbag's avatar

Narrator: There is no β€œshe.”

JanuaryClaire's avatar

"You are as incompetent as you are cruel and callous."

vorpal 86...47...Κ°α΅˜α΅— Κ°α΅˜α΅— Κ°α΅˜α΅—'s avatar

And asshole chairman keeps trying to shut her down

'I will not yield my time'

BosGrl's avatar

"I didn't ask you to speak." Oh, I loooove her.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Could Dr. Frank N. Furter make Jesse a man in just 10 days ?

Hic'seth in 2 weeks ? . . .

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Whar satanic mechanic?

James's avatar

Come up to the lab.

And see what’s on the slab.

TerseNurse's avatar

I see you quiver with antici----

OhNoHereSheComes's avatar

β€”pation!

CzechJournalists's avatar

drunk hegseth doesn't have the legs for it.