"Sometimes a Republican can entice you,” he explained. “Maybe he lowers his drawers. Doesn’t mean you actually believe in anything! But it keeps you on your knees. It keeps you salivating and wanting more while he picks your pocket. That’s what this is about.”
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types to which the saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; and
"...What Jesse Watters does best, however, is make everything weird. “It’s like a woman. Sometimes a woman can entice you,” he explained. “Maybe she lowers her brassiere. Doesn’t mean you’re going home with her! But it keeps you interested. It keeps you intrigued and wanting more. That’s what this is about.”
Holy crap! He's fantasizing about Diaper Don in a bra!!!
I turned 40 in August and just went for my first mammo yesterday. Everything fine. Technician had a good sense of humor: she has a nickname for the X-Ray boob camera that compresses your breastesses. She calls it “Martha Squashington.”
Somehow I’m inclined to think “Martha” would serve the function of some kind of sexual gratification device for Donald’s moobs. Like Temple Grandin’s calming cow compressor for Devin Nunes.
"Please right your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in the history of the United States. That loves us so much he can't even breath. That I will go out with my family, my friends, I'll do it any way - I don't care if I'm registered or not, I'm going to try to cheat like hell..."
Boy, Democrats really need to tone down their rhetoric.
Seems to me that this ought to be a bigger story considering what happened last time the fat fuck lost an election.
“What happens if the Republicans take the House and they balk and don’t write the checks?"
If the GOP takes the House, who the fuck cares about that? I may finally take my long delayed tour of the Capitol, peacefully, of course. Like doctors did in previous times, I will make a House call.
OT. Tangerine orc will never relinquish power. I mean, we know the guy.
Talk about potential candidates for president I don't like much.
"Sometimes a Republican can entice you,” he explained. “Maybe he lowers his drawers. Doesn’t mean you actually believe in anything! But it keeps you on your knees. It keeps you salivating and wanting more while he picks your pocket. That’s what this is about.”
are you doing any better today, Lance?
"STOP! MY DAD'S SPANKUTRON IS EXPLODING!"
-Mike Johnson's son.
Spam alert: mn. Reported.
Haven't suffered from brain fog in a while. It's making a comeback, I guess.
Reported!
Minnesota?
No clue.
Frostbite Falls.
Squirrel!
A-gain?!
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types to which the saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."
LOL
Boy, these comments today are really something, eh?
lol
When did we start allowing comments?
Gallows humor as Rome falls…
"...What Jesse Watters does best, however, is make everything weird. “It’s like a woman. Sometimes a woman can entice you,” he explained. “Maybe she lowers her brassiere. Doesn’t mean you’re going home with her! But it keeps you interested. It keeps you intrigued and wanting more. That’s what this is about.”
Holy crap! He's fantasizing about Diaper Don in a bra!!!
He closes his eyes and thinks of Trump?
"He looks good. He looks hard."
---Watters describing Trump's mugshot
😳
(Michael Keaton wank gesture dot gif)
"He looks good. I'm what I think is hard."
Corrected.
Once again: Prescient.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rFSKhv8PJ8Y
ROFL!!!!!!
I turned 40 in August and just went for my first mammo yesterday. Everything fine. Technician had a good sense of humor: she has a nickname for the X-Ray boob camera that compresses your breastesses. She calls it “Martha Squashington.”
Somehow I’m inclined to think “Martha” would serve the function of some kind of sexual gratification device for Donald’s moobs. Like Temple Grandin’s calming cow compressor for Devin Nunes.
I think you might have won a prize for the most unsettling non-comment.
A torture device invented by a man. I don't find it funny. (No offence intended.)
I think Donald doesn't care about his moobs. He would care about 12 year olds tortured by this device. Yeehaw!
Their mental gymnastics really are fucking fascinating.
We are watching how Nazi Germany happened in real time.
Or accelerated b/c of social media and the speed at which communication happens now.
The brassiere was invented in 1910 by Mary Phelps Jacob.
Not many people know that.
Drunk History covered her, and the invention.
Must watch!
"Please right your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in the history of the United States. That loves us so much he can't even breath. That I will go out with my family, my friends, I'll do it any way - I don't care if I'm registered or not, I'm going to try to cheat like hell..."
Boy, Democrats really need to tone down their rhetoric.
Seems to me that this ought to be a bigger story considering what happened last time the fat fuck lost an election.
Martin Rowson nails it in his latest: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/sep/11/martin-rowson-donald-trump-25th-anniversary-9-11-cartoon
“Maybe she lowers her brassiere."
Jesse Watters presents: the hydraulic brassiere!
Raises when you need to let large ships pass beneath your boobies, then lowers again so cars can drive across your tits!
Or like a low rider with lifting suspension, hoisting and dropping either side at will.
She lowers her brassiere to half grasp.
“What happens if the Republicans take the House and they balk and don’t write the checks?"
If the GOP takes the House, who the fuck cares about that? I may finally take my long delayed tour of the Capitol, peacefully, of course. Like doctors did in previous times, I will make a House call.
No matter who takes the House, there will be no checks.
If the GOP takes it, lots of chemical imbalances, though.
Oh, I'll be unbalanced, all right
https://substack.com/profile/549143095-jenny/note/c-334767110
Swoop and Scoop. HAWT!!
Is Donald Trump going to lower his brassiere at me?
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