I had never before encountered the song Otto Titsling, but now I'm going to have to try and learn it. However, if we ever wind up at karaoke together, i promise I'll find something else to sing!
I am currently on a flight to the Philippines. I am now completely embarrassed to admit I’m American. I guess I could have gotten a 2024 version of the T-shirt that said “don’t blame me. I voted for the email lady” with one that says “don’t blame me, I voted for the black lady.”
The first Covid relief checks went out while trump was still president. The narcissistic psychopath actually put his name and heart beat monitor that doubles as his signature on them so everyone would know he personally gave them money out of his own pocket. Something else that would never happen. Democrats passed the bill and trump was shamed into signing it into law. Just like the dead pedo besti law he never planned on honoring.
I'm doing my weekend catch-up after a busy week and omg, I always love Robyn but damn, I haven't laughed out loud this much in a long time! I was reading parts of it out loud to my husband, starting with "𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑙𝑙..." and I could barely finish without having a laugh-cough fit!
"I just look itchy — which is probably what Jesse Watters has interpreted as a woman trying to seduce him."
I missed this yesterday, but so glad I saw it today! My morning guffaw. As to who uses the word...not many, but it did give me an earworm, because I'm old, and remember Judy Holliday with fondness.
No matter how well our Wonkette writers attempt to explain what Jesse Watters is doing and thinking, I am always left with one question at the end of every article about him.
What amazes me is how the entire rightwing media is admitting the Pedo47 has no intention of sending those checks out (ie, he’s lying) and they’re fine with it.
It’s all good. Anything that gets the rubes to vote red. They’ll all forget about the promised checks when they’re struggling to buy little Daisy Lou two dolls for Christmas.
You are wrong…
You DO have to look at his boobs. AND his peeny! 😉
I had never before encountered the song Otto Titsling, but now I'm going to have to try and learn it. However, if we ever wind up at karaoke together, i promise I'll find something else to sing!
I am currently on a flight to the Philippines. I am now completely embarrassed to admit I’m American. I guess I could have gotten a 2024 version of the T-shirt that said “don’t blame me. I voted for the email lady” with one that says “don’t blame me, I voted for the black lady.”
The first Covid relief checks went out while trump was still president. The narcissistic psychopath actually put his name and heart beat monitor that doubles as his signature on them so everyone would know he personally gave them money out of his own pocket. Something else that would never happen. Democrats passed the bill and trump was shamed into signing it into law. Just like the dead pedo besti law he never planned on honoring.
gotta say, if it would actually pay off, i'd lower my brassiere. But nobody needs to see that.
I'm doing my weekend catch-up after a busy week and omg, I always love Robyn but damn, I haven't laughed out loud this much in a long time! I was reading parts of it out loud to my husband, starting with "𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑙𝑙..." and I could barely finish without having a laugh-cough fit!
My sympathy to his wife, make better choices!🤣🤣
"I just look itchy — which is probably what Jesse Watters has interpreted as a woman trying to seduce him."
I missed this yesterday, but so glad I saw it today! My morning guffaw. As to who uses the word...not many, but it did give me an earworm, because I'm old, and remember Judy Holliday with fondness.
https://youtu.be/JxYZOk714fI?t=16
“That is not a bribe. We’re calling it an enticement. We don’t know if the check will ever get there,”
I would call that a lie then. If he is just kidding and you don't know IF the check will ever get there, it is an empty promise and therefore, a lie
Tim Walz was right. They are weird!
(But not, like some brassieres, wired.)
No matter how well our Wonkette writers attempt to explain what Jesse Watters is doing and thinking, I am always left with one question at the end of every article about him.
Why is Jesse Watters?
I can't WAIT until he ages out. Like the replaceable blonds, these young white men have a decided sell by date.
His is swiftly approaching
What amazes me is how the entire rightwing media is admitting the Pedo47 has no intention of sending those checks out (ie, he’s lying) and they’re fine with it.
It’s all good. Anything that gets the rubes to vote red. They’ll all forget about the promised checks when they’re struggling to buy little Daisy Lou two dolls for Christmas.
Two dolls? Think half a pencil from Goodwill.
OMG, thank you for this! You make me laugh so good!
The "swoop and scoop" made me ded! 🤣🤣
he went ahead and threw a half-ass, Hatch Act-violating, “midterm convention” this week ...
Refusing to enforce laws like this feels a lot like weaponization of the Justice Department, doesn't it?
Also, Jesse Watters has so much filler in his face he barely looks like himself anymore.
You would think that would be a good thing, given the start he had... but no...
I just want to lower my brassiere to say, a bribe is a bribe is a bribe.