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Laura's avatar

Okay, you have really upset me this time. I only wear makeup for high days and holidays, but thought I'd lob some on for the work Christmas do on Saturday. I have observed the same makeup routine since 1992. Black eyeliner and mascara plus some burgundy-ish lipliner. You are now telling me I have Republican eyes. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Homero's avatar

Guilfoyle was so much prettier as was Sanchez and bride of Eric before they let the “trumpist aesthetic” get to them (what an oxymoron.)

I actually took a beginner course on injecting fillers and botulinum toxin and even bought some toxin but I am not a good salesperson and the risks of fillers going into the wrong watershed on the face made me realize that “nah, not going to do it, wouldn’t be prudent…”

Homero's avatar

Robyn. I too like your hangover face with self cut bangs and if we both were gay, you’d still be waay outta my league (like what Jon Stewart said when he was flattered when George Clooney made a gay innuendo about him when he was a guest on his show)

I came to the realization that I have a “two-head” instead of a forehead so I cannot do bangs. The hinges on my progressives break the strands that get in their way so I have quasi bangs. I refuse to take seriously what any of Trump’s sycophants think is “hot”. Guillifoy

Kel Varnsen's avatar

The Mara Lardo look - pulled back face lift, puffy lips, pancake makeup, fake tan and fake boobs is not at all attractive

The D Side's avatar

They all look like fucking drag queens. The low rent kind.

Steve's avatar

Hungover Robyn is a flawless look. Applause.

tim gueguen's avatar

Sorry to post this so late, but the picture of Sweeney made me think of the blonde woman in this Canadian Hyundai ad, which I think aired about 15 years ago. I don't think she'd like the comparison.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkYQ0x1lENs

OG Blockhead's avatar

I watch a lot of horror movies and Sydney Sweeney is in several and I've been a pretty solid "whatever" about her performances. And then Desi Lydic did a number on the jeans ad, and I'm like "oh, yeah, Sweeney's always doing that thing with her voice."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWnHWbeeFxA

Melissa's avatar

Look for and support mermaidmamamaggie/ Maggie Reed on yt or tiktok. She is antifa camouflaged as a mal-al-lardo faced chickie-boo. Smart enough to fool the maga crowd, and a woman I admire.💖

JodyJane's avatar

If front butt becomes a look in 2026, I’m going to

Jeremiah Brewer's avatar

I’m so late to comment, but I just had to cheer out loud. I’ve been saying Republican firebrand Virginia Foxx is a stone-cold fox (get it?) for years!

Tammy Scumbag's avatar

It works in so many ways.

Sallyfemina's avatar

You had me at "I stan a bob."

Thomas B.'s avatar

"Your mileage may vary!" Even though my mileage is approximately that of the Space Shuttle crawler lol. This is absolutely the best thing I'll read today :) thanks, Robyn!

AgingBull's avatar

Excellent. Sweeney AND Fallon in one clip. I can avoid watching both of them with a single scroll-by.

CI Carlson's avatar

I wish you’d let us make fun of people’s looks. Not everyone’s, just fascists’.

Patris's avatar

I couldn’t comment right away I was busy laughing..