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LunaMoonstone's avatar

There’s a story in VHS 89(anthology-style found footage horror movie) that starts like a typical family get together. All the adults are holding a VHS tape themselves and show it off like a trophy while talking crap about the one adult who is tape-less(and does kind of look like the, “weird uncle” stereotype personified.). It quickly transpires the tapes contain the seven murders that particular family member committed, which everyone sans the weird uncle takes great joy in viewing.

I get the feeling that any party involving members of this administration wouldn’t be too far off from that scene nowadays.

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I'll report that today, a friend who is 80, finally understands that the Democrats are useless. She said, "why aren't they doing ANYthing??"

I'm not glad that a woman who is 80 has to realize she has no government.

But I am glad that maybe the vote blue bullshit will decrease.

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Parker Leo Blinsky's avatar

“Oh just wait until they’re back in power. Then they’ll hold Trump and co accountable.”

-Posters circa 2017-2020

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DJ Teetop's avatar

This is making things better how?

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DJ Teetop's avatar

I think this is incorrectly punctuated. "Dumb. People love these videos" doesn't make any sense, whereas "Dumb people love these videos" is at least plausible.

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Sherry's avatar

These people are all sick. VERY! Explains why they are so happy to see the suffering of American's on their own soil.

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Mavenmaven's avatar

So the equation is, war crimes=manly, opposition to war crimes=effeminate.

Which means, Nazis=manly, American & Allied troops= effeminate

Just declare it openly, you cowards.

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Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

Holy schmoley, these people. So much projection from the upside-down. If you’re for it, you have the moral compass of a Nazi concentration camp guard.

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Sojourner44's avatar

Anyone really watch this dipshit?

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Heidi L 🇵🇸 🇺🇦's avatar

Fox News staffers deserve whatever they get if they're taking dirty Fox money. I'd hazard a guess that most are there by choice.

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IMPOed's avatar

Fucking pussy, I swear, if you pointed your finger at him he would piss his pants!

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Old guy named Bill (OGNB)'s avatar

"And of course, as a prissy Fox News host, Jesse is approximately as equally qualified to talk about military stuff as Secretary Shitfaced himself, himself a prissy former Fox News host and nothing more."

Fox hosts - an Algonquin Roundtable of national security luminaries.

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Rocket Cat's avatar

Tonight’s FOX News pornography is tomorrow’s Nuremberg Leni Riefenstahl voluptuous evidence files.

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Oy!'s avatar

Release the "double tap" Epstein video files . . . .?

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

(yr

smoking lamp?

yes, nao it is lit yes!)

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Goin Green's avatar

Can you please light mine? I'm already too high to remember how?

Aww who am I kidding? My tolerance level is so high, I'd have to NOT be smoking to forget how...

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jaspersdad's avatar

When asked, Trump says he would put HEAVY tariffs on Canadian potash to boost the US domestic supply of fertiliser.

The US imports 85% of the potash they use from Canada because the US has negligible domestic potash production………Sigh……anyways.

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Goin Green's avatar

We're going to use the shit he spews...

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marydn's avatar

Too toxic.

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Goin Green's avatar

Story of my life.

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Rocket Cat's avatar

OT the correct Gen X response to other people’s kids saying “Six Seven” is to say “Six Nine” until they surrender.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

The correct Boomer response is "Oh Eight Four Two, and I'm waiting for you!" in Cindy's voice

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Goin Green's avatar

I just say, "get out!" and my kids stop.

But they never get out... sigh...

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Oy!'s avatar

Speaking of right wing assholes & scumbags– is Nancy Grace still around and doing her creepy 'thing'?

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