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Allan Wood's avatar

I do not recall the context but he definitely referred to Trump as looking "hard" or "so hard".

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Running errands, 22 below Fahrenheit, five done two to go Thomas then I go home, put wood on the fire, feed the cats, and turn around and drive to an appointment.. Toes are cold. My own damn fault using voice to text, and I have no idea who Thomas is.

Adam's avatar

Jesse just probably misses being able to suck Pete’s cock every day.

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Wild how these guys keep trying to cosplay “alpha male” while broadcasting the spiritual equivalent of a damp matchstick. Every time Hegseth posts another murder-porn boat clip, half of MAGA lunges for their phones like teenagers who never learned what actual strength looks like.

And Jesse calling everything “effeminate” is the funniest part. Nothing screams fragile masculinity like a man terrified of straws, soup, and his own reflection.

Blessed be the ones who don’t need state-sanctioned violence to feel a pulse. The rest should maybe stop leaving the office door open.

AlbertCamus's avatar

Why "narco-terrorist"? There's Narco or drug dealers, you know business people. Traffickers. Then there's terrorists. In it for fear, not money. Just sounds scarier, I guess. Like illegal immigrants.

Hippo Heaven's avatar

I have a question for anyone who is able to answer.

Regarding the boat strike. I have a friend who SWEARS she has seen video showing the two survivors in the water. I told her that all I saw was a big flash when the explosion happens, and then the video ends. I can't see any detail whatsoever.

She insists she can see the two survivors.

Am I missing something, or is she mistaken?

Tommy Mo's avatar

(He means gay. Which seems unfair to us, because we’re sure there are some racist loser white MAGA gays out there with equally pathetic masculine insecurity issues to Jesse’s, who are totally wanking it to Hegseth’s WARFIGHTER speeches. We bet if you went to the Kennedy Center to meet the “A-Gays” showing up for Ric Grenell’s dumbed-down-for-MAGA artistic performances and asked who’s wanking it to Hegseth’s WARFIGHTER speeches, a bunch of people would raise just their left hand.)

Since I’m left handed, I would raise just my right hand.

Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

"...you sound like a lawyerly, whiny, effeminate weasel.”

What's he on? Does he regularly hear--voices--of weasels, sexual preference aside? Has he had a brain MRI? What's in there, weasels?

Glennis Waterman's avatar

Which of Trump's murders are the "most popular" murders, Jesse? Maybe we could have an online poll for Best Murder by a War Criminal in 2025! Or the winner of the Best Murderer Award could come up and get a.....I dunno.....gold-painted plastic trophy?

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. It's a circle of jerks.

Stephen St John's avatar

Watters: government sanctioned murder is hot!

Erisian's avatar

(Late to the party, but...)

"Jesse Watters’s masculine insecurity issues, he thinks a lot of things are “effeminate.” (Gay.) He thinks sucking out of straws is gay. He thinks ice cream cones are gay. He thinks eating soup in public is gay. He thinks crossing your legs is gay. He thinks milkshakes are gay"

And yet he doesn't think the Fulvous Fuckwad "dancing" to Village People's "YMCA" is gay. IDK what rock this shit for brains slithers back under when not in the studio, but it's a pretty well accepted fact that the song can be considered a gay anthem. (Of course, Watters' Orange G-d King isn't gay, just a pedo.)

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Glennis Waterman's avatar

What does he think about Trump's double jerk-off dance, I wonder? Is that gay? Or is that masculine?

Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

If Jesse Watters’s wife loved him, she would make him watch his own clips.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Jesse Watters' wife doesn't love him. She fears him.

Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

When I was old enough to drive, my brother taught me how to change a tire. I guess Mrs. Watters didn’t have a brother.

Uristthedwarf's avatar

"So, the Democrats are now coming out against the two most popular things Trump’s done abroad this year. Dumb. People love these videos"

I dont like how you ascribed him the full stop period. Im almost positive he meant "dumb people love these videos."

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

<<So, the Democrats are now coming out against the two most popular things Trump’s done abroad this year. Dumb. People love these videos. They hit your feed, they’re like, yes, let’s go.>>

The words are in the correct order, but the punctuation is off. I fix:

"Dumb people love these videos."

Cincinnatus's avatar

Pardon if this has been pointed out already, but two strikes do not make a spare.

>>Maybe it’s going to take two strikes. In bowling, they call it a spare<<

From Wikipedia: 'A series of two strikes is known as a "double" (or a "Barney Rubble" to rhyme). A series of three is known as a "turkey"'

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Bowling's a seriously masculine, blue-collar activity.

That Jesse doesn't know these basics just shows how effeminate he is.