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Watters is filth, like all Fox "News" hosts.

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All tire, no air

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My life’s stretch goal is to be 1% as cool as John Legend.

Just once. Maybe for 30 seconds or so. That’s all I ask.

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"China has a well-known boner for..."

Evan has no mercy, almost spit DC into my computer again.

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I can't imagine it would be an INTERESTING sex tape. Literally a tape of a dude getting it on with his wife. That's practically wholesome.

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A study was done by who only knows at this point that indicated that married Republican couples have sex at a greater rate that married Democratic couples. This was pre-Obergefell, so it was basically heterosexual couples.

Of course, when married Democratic couples have sex, the woman cums.

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Can’t wait for the billion dollar lawsuit that will cause Fox to fire him.

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Have you started calling him Jesse Wattles yet?

Everybody is.

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Tim Walz got married and went to China for his honeymoon in 1994. He left teaching and got into politics in 2007. So that doesn’t really make sense. Also is a sex tape with your wife on your honeymoon scandalous?

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I get all my sex tapes done in China.

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Only if she laughs, and not in the good way.

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Just imagine Melania’s cackle.

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Well, sure. If you're a Trump republican your sex tapes are supposed to involve Moscow hookers and golden showers, or porn stars smothering their laughter, or, you know, kids.

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That performance of "Let's Go Crazy" was definitely talent and not auto tune!

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So let me get this straight. I, as a social studies teacher all these years, could have been traveling to China and been provided with free-flowing drugs, sex, assorted other diverse and illicit pleasures, just so they could take video of it all IN CASE I were someday to run for high office in the US?

Why the hell did I waste my time earning PDUs at my local community college???

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yep you blew big time!

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good thing I didn't have a lot of coffee in my mouth when I read the title of post!

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Governor Walz

Governor Walz

Governor Walz…

No he’s not answering questions…

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Every accusation is a confession, Jesse.

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Does Watters know something the rest of us don't? Like say that Chinese intelligence has a sex tape of Donald Trump, and this is an attempt at distracting from the inevitable reveal?

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I figured they were trying to Uno reverse the pee tape thing.

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Considering what we've been through for the last eight years, releasing the pee tape now would elicit a collective yawn from the United States.

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Many people are saying, that I can tell you.

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If they do indeed have a sex tape of Tim Walz from his honeymoon, it's probably VHS and will have faded, assuming you can even find a machine to run it.

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Tim has one up in his attic he can lend to you.

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And probably pretty generic Midwest-style bedroom monkeyshines between a married couple. Is this really the kink Watters thinks it is?

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I have a machine that can run it. Haven't used it in 10 to 20 years, it it worked when I played "O Brother where art thou" , "Dr. Strangelove", and a few others.

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Just watched him on Colbert, and as a CIS/het man, I say: Mayor Pete can throw down some shit on my Fox ANY TIME!

(Not sure what that means, but it means HE’S FUCKIN’ AWESOME. And I might leave my wife for him.)

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'Sokay—my British hetero husband pretty much thinks the same thing about Mayor Pete. He's even learned how to pronounce "Buttigieg"!

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Yeah, but the way *I* pronounce it, Mayor Pete would be ALL OVER THAT.

I'm cis/het/male, too, I guess the Dems ARE turning us all to teh Gay!

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sorta like how 18yo Obama was recruited by the CIA to use their Martian jumprooms. because in *1979* they were like "this is a good investment as this mixed race kid from Hawaii will definitely be the President in a few decades!" it just makes sense!

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Actually, he was recruited the day he was born and shipped from Kenya to Hawaii just so they could have a birth certificate on file!

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Like the Possums!

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Do you mean possums in general, or a particular outfit of possums?

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