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Gosh, what could an ex-cop Mayor who ran on a law and order platform do to shore up some shaky creds with his fellow Democrats?

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To add insult to injury, it wasn't even his decision. Putin started working on him back in the 90's to go this route.

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Innit.

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Uhmmm...I beg to disagree. He was a lying, tax-frauding, law-bending-till-it-breaks, piece of loud loser trash in the 70's and 80's, indoctrinated at the knee of Roy Cohn, no less. Anybody in real estate (or law) at the time knew it. He got uglier and bigilier at all of it.. And as a liar, he's got few equals. Our boy PAB is scum, always was, always will be. The end, Amen.

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Just let us dream for a few minutes.

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I love how Waters keeps going "Edwards beat the rap!!" like that should mean something. Yeah, dude -- he beat the rap after being arrested and put on trial. Which is what ya boy is going to have to do as well.

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I assume Dr Hooker meant there wouldn't be so much scrutiny about these things if he hadn't run for public office. POTUS no less. He probably could've kept getting away with stuff the same way his dad did if he'd stayed in his lane. He & his spawn had somehow repeatedly evaded some very close calls in the years before he announced.

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You don't belong to a political party?

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Totally missed the point of her own point.

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But.. he said he was there to help! lololol

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Yeah but you know that's exactly the kind of logic that will resonate with the simpletons who watch Fux.

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"[Y]ou're putting 74 million vote[r]s in jail."

Sounds like a good idea.

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It's in my nature to find at least one (1) redeeming quality in every human I can point to so I can think to myself, "well, there's that ONE THING that means they aren't/weren't a total waste of oxygen and resources and might have contributed ONE positive thing to the world (e.g. being fond of dogs, appreciating fine art, being able to construct complete sentences)" but I have come up dry in this regard.

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(This doesn't mean I revise my opinion of said horrible person with a hypothetical single redeeming quality, mind you, it is just how my brain works. It doesn't like not being able to find ONE SINGLE POSITIVE THING.)

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OK, but Somalians have suffered enough.

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I mean, we’ve already established, in vivid detail, that we’re not talking about a staff per se

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