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Ari Chase-Ramos's avatar

“It's never the Republicans who ever bring up race."

I remember when the Republicans never called Vice President Harris a "DEI hire" and said she was lying about being a black woman. They would never do that!

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JCfromNC's avatar

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[...]and also because it was proof that Democrats support segregation, according to one of the Five, a guy named “Tyrus” who I know nothing about, but he was mad about it all.

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An excellent response to this sort of thing from Thomas Mills:

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Before I get to my main point, I need to address all of those Republicans and conservatives criticizing Democrats for having “segregated” fundraisers for Kamala Harris. When both your party membership and party leadership reflect the diversity of America, you can hold fundraisers called “White Dudes for Harris” or “Win with Black Women” and nobody thinks you’re racist. When your party could fit all of the Black Women for Trump on an iPhone merge call, you can’t.

Democrats celebrate our diversity. Republicans expect minorities to fall in line and assimilate into what they perceive as the dominant (i.e., white) culture. That’s the difference.

Now, back to our regularly scheduled blog.

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https://www.politicsnc.com/p/dont-sleep-on-north-carolina

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Doloras LaPicho's avatar

"“According to them, everything's gender-fluid..."

"when a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman.”

Make up your minds, assholes, is gender immutable or is it not?

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Tessie's avatar

It's very telling that the worst threat this troglodyte could come up with is "lady parts, because EWWWW ICK!!"

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Maybe's avatar

So Dems are "not the party of virtue." Odd. I was under the impression that trump was not particularly virtuous.

Repub family values must refer to the trump family.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I voted for Hillary in 2016. Does this mean I should be worried about Jesse Watters letting the air out of my tires?

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Maybe's avatar

Apparently it means you've been a woman since 2016. Odd that no one noticed, isn't it?

Also, why is being a woman inherently distasteful? I'm one and I like it just fine. Of course, I also have cats.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I just wish someone had told me. I'm sure I've violated all sorts of public restroom laws.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. I only know who Jesse Watters is because of Wonkette.

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Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

What happens when a woman votes for a man? Do we get to jump the line for the bathroom?

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Lady MS's avatar

ding ding ding🛎️🛎️🛎️ Best question of the day!

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Please... after you.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Huh. I thought this show was called "Die Fünfen"?

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

A comma would make all the difference.

(For those knot in the know, die and dei pronounce differently auf Deutsch.)

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Hank Napkin's avatar

( in German, Emphasis on second vowel )

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

InjUre man?

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Hank Napkin's avatar

not a clue...

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

Jesse Watters almost makes J.D. Vance seem urbane and cool by comparison.

Further below the belt than that I cannot get.

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Maybe's avatar

As long as you're still above the knee.

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Mike_Cramer's avatar

Jesus, these people are children with the mentalities of school yard bullies.

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Zarquon's avatar

Did Jesse Watter's scientist once work at MIT and was the uncle of someone who is (allegedly) famous? If men who vote for women transition into women is a nationwide lesbian/trans apocalypse coming? What happens to men who vote for men? So many questions!

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Tosca's avatar

What happens to *women* who vote for *men*? I'm a cis woman, and I've voted for men, and I don't THINK I transitioned into a man but should I be worried??

Even for Jesse Watters, that was a *dumb* statement.

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Craig Nixon's avatar

I guess this is the right place for this. These men didn' turn into women.

𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬: 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐒𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐢𝐝-𝐂𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐲 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚 𝐛𝐲 𝐑𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐖𝐞𝐛𝐛 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰 – 𝐬𝐞𝐱 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬

𝐴 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑐𝑖𝑠𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑑𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝑇𝑒𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑒 𝑊𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑠, 𝐽𝑜ℎ𝑛 𝐶ℎ𝑒𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟, 𝐶𝑎𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑀𝑐𝐶𝑢𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐽𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝐵𝑎𝑙𝑑𝑤𝑖𝑛, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑠𝑒𝑥𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑖𝑛𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘, 𝑣𝑒𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑙𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒-ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑙𝑖𝑡 𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑛𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑐 𝑖𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑐𝑦

The chapter on Cheever is by far the best, probably because his tormented private life and slyly off-kilter fiction best suit the book’s procedures. For one thing, we forget the slightly hammy nature of Webb’s more novelistic mode when he’s bringing us, for instance, Cheever’s morning routine of taking the lift, freshly suited among other office workers in his block, only to descend to the basement and strip to his undershorts to hammer out his latest New Yorker tale. Or take the moment when he’s at a Broadway performance of Streetcar, watching Jessica Tandy play Blanche as she discovers her husband’s desire for another man – all the while nursing his own private desires, sitting beside his wife, pregnant with their second child

https://www.theguardian.com/books/article/2024/jul/30/strange-relations-masculinity-sexuality-and-art-in-mid-century-america-by-ralf-webb-review-tennessee-williams-john-cheever-carson-mccullers-james-baldwin

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Michael's avatar

So, having reconsiderd my well-considerd choice of Mitt Romney for VP, either party, doesn't matter --- I do by (doo-be-doo-be-doo) hereby throw my complete support behind --- DAN QUAYLE (either party, doesn't matter).

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Maybe's avatar

Obviously Romney is the only smart choice now that Lieberman is dead? Though I'm not sure how they determined that Lieberman is dead since he's looked that way for some time now.

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lotus cookie's avatar

"Gentle reader, I really did watch the rest of the segment to see if he came anywhere close to explaining that thing about voting turning men into women. He did not."

Thank you. Wow.

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Maybe's avatar

I guess that's what his scientist is for. Odd that he didn't name that scientist.

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lotus cookie's avatar

Odd indeed. Very strange comment.

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DemoCat's avatar

Is it irony that the people with racism in their hearts have the most trouble understanding what it is? Harris has the opportunity to truly reach and unite all kinds of people and communities. If she stays tirelessly optimistic and talks only of hope and “turning the page” to a “new era” of American prosperity and unity, she’s SOOOO got this. Let Trump twist in the toxic wind and negativity. He’s going down and she’s going up.

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Maybe's avatar

Also, the Repubs really are weird. And in an attractive way.

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