Now here's a shocker: A new study finds that men who make "virginity pledges" get plenty of "social support to abstain from sex before the wedding night," but once they get married, they no longer feel comfortable talking about all that sex they're finally allowed to have.
He: "Why don't we do it in the 'road.' In the end, there will be no issue after all." She: "I told you before, 'no,' so will you get off my ass?"
"On the night of their betrothal, the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow, and he shall work in her, in and again, till she bring him to his fall, and rest him then upon the sweat of her breast."
And when building your layout don't put down your rails until after you've built your terrain, to avoid the embarrassment of premature etrackulation.
Wait, they expect these guys not to have sex PLUS they can't masturbate? Where in Leviticus does it say that? Where is that Shit-fer-Brains deleted bible expert when we need him?
He: "Why don't we do it in the 'road.' In the end, there will be no issue after all." She: "I told you before, 'no,' so will you get off my ass?"
I drank so much whisky that I thought my trained dog drank my beer and stole my truck.
Theon Greyjoy?
"...don't really have the tools to be able to do that effectively."
"tools"... fnar, fnar...(http://ukcomics.wikia.com/w...
"On the night of their betrothal, the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow, and he shall work in her, in and again, till she bring him to his fall, and rest him then upon the sweat of her breast."
Ah, shit, that's Firefly.
volume doesn't equal quality.
Trains and bad whiskey, or GTFO!
And when building your layout don't put down your rails until after you've built your terrain, to avoid the embarrassment of premature etrackulation.
Reverend Moon of the Eunuchfication Church?
thanks, fourth century Catholic church.
2000 fucking years later and we're still dealing with this shit.
Or the Circle of Jerks
"regret"
If you think of something with regret, but then immediately smile, it's not a true regret.
Wait, they expect these guys not to have sex PLUS they can't masturbate? Where in Leviticus does it say that? Where is that Shit-fer-Brains deleted bible expert when we need him?
*txt from The River* WHY EXACTLY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
*txt from The River* ARE YOU BEHAVING?
I dunno. I keep asking here and I still don't know how babby is formed.
"Extras" was an awesome show. Too bad it didn't have staying power.