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Nice.

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What an unmanageable website. You have to click on the logo to see the score. I would like to see the list and patronize the companies with the lowest scores.

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Oh, hell to the no! We aren't claiming those goyische assholes!

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An apple.

But it's an apple with insanely great design principles.

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And those waffle fries are so good they make me want to slap a gay. But my brother is an ex-Marine so he and his husband would probably kick my ass.

Mmm. Waffle fries.

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I bought a range of gifts at a charity auction back in September.

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Would it be too much if I asked my Starbucks barista to write "Ia Cthulhu Ftaghn" on my War on Christmas cup?

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Except for the Chic Filet in Nashville, that sponsored an LGBT film festival.

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More like Chick Flicks Yay.

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After Trump deports their asses some of these good jobs will open up and us poor white folks will have a shot at them.

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No whips? That's no fun. Oh, wait, wrong subject.

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Hey I got one for ya!

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Or is that too...liberal of me? OOooops

My favorite quote from your spamming of the Wonkette today:Wow, Zippy. Do you always get this worked up? Or just when your faggot fucking boyfriend pummels your rectum with his engorged schlong? BWAJAJAJA is probably the sound you make while biting your pillow.

Do you take classes in how to write gay porn? Seriously, asking for a friend

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That's okay, neither have most christians.

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Even when my idiot, bible thumping, rw, ultra conservative boss brought chix filla crap breakfast for free, Mr. Cranky would only eat one.

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Say, isn't that some kind of Satanic symbol on that Starbucks cup, or has that little trick already been added to the canon of whack-o beliefs? For that matter, didn't Ben Carson find just that symbol one night when he was creeping through a Pyramid, with a flashlight, looking for a bowl of oats? Coincidence? I think not.

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