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Aw maaan... now I have to wait for dear shit fer brains... >:(

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If Mayor Rogers thinks he can't afford a lawsuit now, wait till he finds out what Jesus wants for an endorsement contract. It comes to serious shekels and He is even more of a stickler than Neil Young.

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Having been to and through tiny Hawkins, Texas quite a few times in the past 30 years, I would swear under oath in court with zero risk of perjuring myself that Jesus absolutely positively does NOT represent this Deliverance-flavored village.

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Wasn't there a Moses Alou as well?

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Christ, Krishna, not much difference.

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Jesus loves you. A nice thing to hear in church. Horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison.

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"No, you've got it all wrong" Rogers told reporters. "See this is separation of church and city, it's totally different..."

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Aww, Dok's got a fan!

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They'd win. Just like Trump would have.

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Was he the one who parted the Red Sox?

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Ah, Trinitarianism. Confusing churchgoers since 325 AD.

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Well let's not get carried away here. The Bible, like Wiki, is a work in progress. How do you think the Secnd Amendment got in there? But unlike Wiki, a lot of the stuff stuffed in The Bible is proprietary, which, it's the intellectual property of the prophets, like yours truly, who can spot what Jesus laid between the lines, if you get my meaning, and we got a right to copyright that stuff that we stuff in, solely to preserve Bible Inerrancy, because who do you trust, me or Pope Francis?

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As I've told the offspring again and again...it's all about the context.

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Oh, I'm sure at least some of Mayor Genius' constituents will tell you at length that for TrueChristians (tm), it's not a religion...it's a relationship...and that's why the First Amendment doesn't count.

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“[Jesus is] the most googled and most popular man in the world.”

STATS, or GTFO!

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"Suffer little children to come unto me"--- Yeah, I've always had a hard time with this one from the Bible...

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