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I'd say something but Dok says we can't.

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Personally I have a lot to say also, too…

Was that a knock at the door?

ARRRRRGGGGHHHaaarrrrggghhh…..!

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You're welcome. I am here but to serve.

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Sarcastic, nymphs. (oh.calloo callay, oh frabjous day) I will die happy!

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At the Age Of AARP, I'm grateful to be called a "nymph" in any form.

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oh lord (so to speak), thank you for the latter-day link to this lovely thing. I had been told of the legend, but had never read the epistle. *sparkle*

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Right? Sarcastic Nymph is all I have ever wanted to be. This letter is poetry.

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oh come on, "kjv[redacted]@live.com", really. Anyone who's followed this particular subculture knows that what's under [redacted] is most likely "1611".

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The gift that keeps on giving. Amen.

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*perks* --Republican Senator

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I would like to make a motion that you be made the Goddess of Wonkette. You shall sit at the right hand of Ken and rule jointly with him before the Curtain of Heaven.

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<i>...Who were these mysterious six others gathered round?...</i> The Evil Horde?

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i believe technically according to our lady peggington we're dizzy children.

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this is an inside job. kjv didn't screw up a single you / you're.

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For used panties? Yes, in Japan.

As far as I know, none yet for Jesus coins, sarcastics, nymphs, or hallucinogenic shroom Hot Pockets.

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"Nobody fucks with The Jesus." I have gone through almost every comment, and I can't believe no one has posted this classic gem.

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And they all smiled.....vertically?

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