As you learned in civics class, Jesus is the most important branch of the U.S. federal government. And so your afternoon editor wrote a couple of posts about That Dude yesterday and thought nothing of it. But according to a sternly written e-mail from Christ's publicist, who writes in a tongue that is not correct English, your afternoon editor has LIBELED Jesus and should probably be sent to jail. How does this person know the Most High (not talking about pot) is offended? Well, Jesus came to this person's "work place" and told him so. So there.
oh lord (so to speak), thank you for the latter-day link to this lovely thing. I had been told of the legend, but had never read the epistle. *sparkle*
oh come on, "kjv[redacted]@live.com", really. Anyone who's followed this particular subculture knows that what's under [redacted] is most likely "1611".
I would like to make a motion that you be made the Goddess of Wonkette. You shall sit at the right hand of Ken and rule jointly with him before the Curtain of Heaven.
"Nobody fucks with The Jesus." I have gone through almost every comment, and I can't believe no one has posted this classic gem.
I'd say something but Dok says we can't.
You're welcome. I am here but to serve.
Sarcastic, nymphs. (oh.calloo callay, oh frabjous day) I will die happy!
At the Age Of AARP, I'm grateful to be called a "nymph" in any form.
oh lord (so to speak), thank you for the latter-day link to this lovely thing. I had been told of the legend, but had never read the epistle. *sparkle*
Right? Sarcastic Nymph is all I have ever wanted to be. This letter is poetry.
oh come on, "kjv[redacted]@live.com", really. Anyone who's followed this particular subculture knows that what's under [redacted] is most likely "1611".
The gift that keeps on giving. Amen.
*perks* --Republican Senator
I would like to make a motion that you be made the Goddess of Wonkette. You shall sit at the right hand of Ken and rule jointly with him before the Curtain of Heaven.
<i>...Who were these mysterious six others gathered round?...</i> The Evil Horde?
i believe technically according to our lady peggington we&#039;re dizzy children.
this is an inside job. kjv didn&#039;t screw up a single you / you&#039;re.
For used panties? Yes, in Japan.
As far as I know, none yet for Jesus coins, sarcastics, nymphs, or hallucinogenic shroom Hot Pockets.
&quot;Nobody fucks with The Jesus.&quot; I have gone through almost every comment, and I can&#039;t believe no one has posted this classic gem.
And they all smiled.....vertically?