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Sandy Hawkins's avatar

That's a very important note. Now, what about those Mariners?

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Uncle Milburn's avatar

I'd say something but Dok says we can't.

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marcus816's avatar

Personally I have a lot to say also, too…

Was that a knock at the door?

ARRRRRGGGGHHHaaarrrrggghhh…..!

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Annake_Merle's avatar

Sarcastic, nymphs. (oh.calloo callay, oh frabjous day) I will die happy!

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cleos_mom's avatar

At the Age Of AARP, I'm grateful to be called a "nymph" in any form.

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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

oh lord (so to speak), thank you for the latter-day link to this lovely thing. I had been told of the legend, but had never read the epistle. *sparkle*

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Vel Venturi's avatar

Right? Sarcastic Nymph is all I have ever wanted to be. This letter is poetry.

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dr__pepper's avatar

oh come on, "kjv[redacted]@live.com", really. Anyone who's followed this particular subculture knows that what's under [redacted] is most likely "1611".

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greyXstar's avatar

The gift that keeps on giving. Amen.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

You're welcome. I am here but to serve.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

*perks* --Republican Senator

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I would like to make a motion that you be made the Goddess of Wonkette. You shall sit at the right hand of Ken and rule jointly with him before the Curtain of Heaven.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

<i>...Who were these mysterious six others gathered round?...</i> The Evil Horde?

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fuflans's avatar

i believe technically according to our lady peggington we're dizzy children.

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fuflans's avatar

this is an inside job. kjv didn't screw up a single you / you're.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

For used panties? Yes, in Japan.

As far as I know, none yet for Jesus coins, sarcastics, nymphs, or hallucinogenic shroom Hot Pockets.

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Jan_in_the_pan's avatar

"Nobody fucks with The Jesus." I have gone through almost every comment, and I can't believe no one has posted this classic gem.

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