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But also: "the fear of Hell is the only reason for moral behaviour. People who don't fear hell have no reason NOT to chop dicks, etc."

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They have to at least wash their hands, face and feet 5 times a day.

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Eloquently put.

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I'm sure Jesus loves that story.

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The man is judgmental and full of hate....which puts him at odds with Christian teachings.

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That's actually true for him, as he quite obviously seems to be stuck in stage one (obedience and punishment driven) of Lawrence Kohlberg's "stages of moral development". It's a totally egocentric point of view, which doesn't even recognize that other people's views may be different from one's own and is usually exhibited by small children. That is not to say that Mr. Robertson is unique in seemingly having experienced no further moral development, but most people at least make it to stage two ("what's in it for me?", think republican politicians).

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Dude's off the meds, quick, someone get this guy some Obamacare!

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Sounds like a job for Big Man Japan.

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Isn't this a story of two Christians breaking into an atheist's home? Because this is happening because the atheist believes "there is no God" and, purportedly, the burglars do.

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Is it me or is my Fred Flintstone translator broken again? Oh nevermind it's just Phil Robertson.

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Meanwhile over at "Dead Breitbart's Blog for the Criminally Stupid" they have a story "debunking" the left wing media's depiction of what Robertson said. They showed his actual words unlike the lamestream media who only published the exact same transcript of his actual words. They then went on to explain how Robertson's sadistic fantasy was actually taken out of context by liberals who didn't know that Jesus is actually ok with cutting off the wieners and raping the children of atheists as long as it's christians doing it with love in their heart. And they get it on video so Phil can fap to it after church. It's all about context you see. Phil was just trying to show how his kind of Christian teaches atheists a lesson about loving Jesus or else. Besides, what self respecting, god fearing, inbred hillbilly swamp rat POS doesn't like a good raping and penis cuttin' if it brings people closer to the Lord?

Get off your high horse liberals!

And in other news, Jesus hears Robertson's speech and throws up a little in his mouth, makes reservation for Phil in darkest pit of hell...

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It would probably be micro-surgery, so no more blood loss than popping a pimple.

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Odd. I don't fear hell and have no desire to chop, cut grind or shoot anything. but then I'm also not a brain dead cannon swab living in teh swmaps of some godforsaken state. So ...

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Atheists? But I'd bet they're Shint... oh, right, silly me...

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As long as it's a Sincerely Held Belief.™

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