"What we're concerned about is there seems to be a lot of … Not seems to be. There is a lot of cheating in vote by mail, (in California)" the president said.
"Where, Mr. President? Where?" the reporter pressed.
"A lot of cheating all over," Trump answered.
"Where's the evidence?" a second reporter asked.
"What evidence is that?" the first reporter added.
"I'll tell you what. Start off by taking a look at California!" Trump said.
Action Hero Jesus Christ lifts bros, bros. Demon throwing. Storm wrangling. A saviour works up a hot, thirsty sweat. Will you throw him Bounty paper towels, or Brawny? Ladies know. Also, Trump.
Later for you, Dennis Hastert. Surely not the first child rapist in the Republican Party, not the last, not even the most powerful, but certainly one of the first to be exposed as such, and one of the longest serving.
Today's Promptoberfest writing trigger, courtesy of a random word generator, was 'soft.' I wrote the story on the flight from Arkansas to Atlanta, edited it on the flight from Atlanta to Tampa, and just finished transcribing, editing, and posting it.
Almost like he gets a special tug in his pants during that special kind of REM sleep and sees hot naked muscle god Jesus that makes him realize he’s a growing boy
sunset gun!
okay, do a thing!
(… blinks…)
And then Jesus spake unto the Pharisees saying Bro do you even lift?
… also just saying do all these dudes certain Jesus is a macho manly man look like (not especially) sentient potatoes?
TAUTOLOGY! CAN IT WORK FOR YOU?
"What we're concerned about is there seems to be a lot of … Not seems to be. There is a lot of cheating in vote by mail, (in California)" the president said.
"Where, Mr. President? Where?" the reporter pressed.
"A lot of cheating all over," Trump answered.
"Where's the evidence?" a second reporter asked.
"What evidence is that?" the first reporter added.
"I'll tell you what. Start off by taking a look at California!" Trump said.
Mr. Burns:
[Taking Marge on an expedition] What do you think, Smithers?
Smithers:
I think women and sea-men don't mix.
Mr. Burns:
We know what you think.
Here's the deal on Heaven, and I can say this with certainty.
At some point, far in the future, all of us that ever were or are will be reduced to our constituent atoms
to be dispersed and recombined with the everything of all and transformed into uncounted new things.
Isn't that cool enough?
You aren't satisfied until you have a robe and a harp and an Amex card you never get a bill for?
Silly human race.
Action Hero Jesus Christ lifts bros, bros. Demon throwing. Storm wrangling. A saviour works up a hot, thirsty sweat. Will you throw him Bounty paper towels, or Brawny? Ladies know. Also, Trump.
Jesus was seriously high-T. Wait, no, that's a cross.
Brian Connolly, singer in the band Sweet, was born on this day in 1945. Here's the band in 1978 with "Love Is Like Oxygen":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRgWvvkSvfk
And here is the promo video for their song "Fox On The Run":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBdFA6sI6-8
Trump Bibles have entered the chat
Soon to be a major motion picture on Trump TV.
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝
Friend who works at the CIA tells me they’re replacing waterboarding with playing Kash Patel’s fiancé on a loop.
https://bsky.app/profile/sundaedivine.lol/post/3mx4wwfsd2c2o
EEEE-YIKES!
lol
The 8th Amendment is dead.
Yo Jesus! How much you bench?
Got any T?
Don't forget to work your legs?
"The fourth day is leg day."
every day is leg day.
Later for you, Dennis Hastert. Surely not the first child rapist in the Republican Party, not the last, not even the most powerful, but certainly one of the first to be exposed as such, and one of the longest serving.
Yep. And after Hastert was exposed as a pedophile, the Republican party doubled down on their assertions that queer people are the REAL child rapists.
Today's Promptoberfest writing trigger, courtesy of a random word generator, was 'soft.' I wrote the story on the flight from Arkansas to Atlanta, edited it on the flight from Atlanta to Tampa, and just finished transcribing, editing, and posting it.
A bit about the female character, a thoroughly modern young woman in the 1920s: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/66597783/
Has Gabe been introduced to the concept of homoeroticism? Does he realize that might be his dream fever?
It makes baconz swim suit area feel warm and funny.
Ripped Wingnut Jesus is here just in time for Cocktober!
Almost like he gets a special tug in his pants during that special kind of REM sleep and sees hot naked muscle god Jesus that makes him realize he’s a growing boy
Trump did not win this year's Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine, again.
Unfair! He's been treated very poorly, you know. Maybe if he bombs a few more schools and hospitals they'll see his righteous light.
This year he's focusing on Economics and Peace.
Evidently.
RIGGED AND STOLLEN, obviously.
It's been MONTHS since he won a Peace Prize!
WHAT?!?
Outrageous
"... he’s a lion angry for me. He’s a mustang on my behalf."
Homoerotic excitement aside, be assured the literary conceit across the entire New Testament compares Jesus to a lamb.
If you bring that up to an evangelical, they will counter with the moneylenders in the temple. I know this from experience.
they only get horny for lion (aslan) Jesus.