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Gym socks aren't good enough fer ya?

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I'm an atheist and a Jew, bred in the bone, but I went to hear Mahalia Jackson sing at her church in Chicago when I was a kid, and it damn near brought me to Jesus.

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Well, aren't you a happy little bunny this afternoon?

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Nice try, Kraft.

Except I can't even say that and leave it alone, because you're absolutely freakin' right. They may be the pinnacle of capitalistic achievement.

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When you live with a rabbit (or 24 of them, as I did a few years ago) you lose the ability to pretend rabbit pellets resemble anything other than feces. That can roll.

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From your keyboard to Ostara's ears.

/ needing a nudge to free me from the FlorDuh Atlantic coast

// no offense, GatitoMal

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There are no very-evil bunnies anymore (no diss intended to the Pythons).

We do have <a href="http:\/\/grrr.net\/cookies.jpg" target="_blank">tasty ones</a> now, though.

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Or, in other words, Sunday.

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<a href="http:\/\/fal.net\/content\/index.html" target="_blank">Separated at chiseling</a> ??

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I've always thought of music as color blind.. I've played music and done sound for other musicians from all over the world, just about every race, creed, color, religion- you name it. Often we couldn't understand a word each other said. There have been times where I've come off a nice set of improvisational jamming and couldn't say more than a few halting words to some of the other musicians involved. We couldn't speak each other's language, but we'd just chuckle because we all knew that for the last hour or so we just had quite the conversation.

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The fabulescent?

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Well, that would be a fookin' miracle, amirite?

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Courts are open in the US on Good Friday?? Wow. Everything comes to a halt in Canada. Which is great, because as a teacher I get a 4 day holiday (Monday too)!! Whoo hoo!!

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Jesus just left Chicago

(I checked the NORAD tracker)

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They're closely related to the platypus

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Or....

<blockquote>Consider the lilies how they grow: they toil not, they spin not; and yet I say unto you, that Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these.</blockquote> Damn hippie Jeebus.

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