Pope Francis has been making a lot of liberals feel funny in the pants (the POLITICS part of the pants, pervo), like when he recently said that capitalism is a buncha bullshit (paraphrasing), and also when he touched the guy with the non-standard skin, even though we didn't write about it.
As a recovering christian all I can say is someone has got to stop Pope Frank!!!The dude is like a kilo of coke and box of baking soda to a crack addict,if he keeps this shit up I may backslide and be all jeebussee again and that aint right
Yeah my draft strategy wasn't too great. Marshawn Lynch being the only running back I took in first 6 rounds really bit me in the ass down the stretch.
"____ was a ____ is such a fun game."
__<u>mtn_philosoph</u>___ was _<u>finacially_secure</u>_.
I know, crazy, right? Mrs._philosoph still hasn&#039;t stopped laughing.
OK, let&#039;s try this again...
__<u>Guess which one of our aunts</u>__ was a __<u>stripper</u>__ is such a fun game.
Hey, you&#039;re right!
Reach out and touch cash...
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He had successfully passed a camel through the eye of a needle using this one weird trick.
Answer: a traitor to his class.
Actually, New Pope is chill with Teh Gheyz.
When he gets there he knows, if the stores are all closed With a word he can get what he came for.
A really, really large blender.
Except for, e.g., teh marriaging part.
As a recovering christian all I can say is someone has got to stop Pope Frank!!!The dude is like a kilo of coke and box of baking soda to a crack addict,if he keeps this shit up I may backslide and be all jeebussee again and that aint right
2,000 years and counting...
Surely it was &quot;pair of balls&quot;, to help account for his public displays of scorn for the religious establishment.
&quot;I come not to fulfill the prophecies but to exercise my stock options.&quot;
So was the Last Supper written off as a business meeting?
Yeah my draft strategy wasn&#039;t too great. Marshawn Lynch being the only running back I took in first 6 rounds really bit me in the ass down the stretch.