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I'm just surprised the Texas fisherman noticed the mistake.

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Just seems like to much effort...god should rock it old school...like Zeus. Appear as a bull or a swan. Much more classy than bumping off the husband.

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Definitely backwards, because a forward-carved "M" means "Mauritania".

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Yeah. And when the Fox blonde said Mexico said it didn't happen, the widow said "why would I do that?" Me thinks she protest too much.

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Back when I was a pirate, me hearties tried using jet skis and guns to hunt down camera toting tourists. We kept dropping the guns in the briny deep. And we kept leaving live witnesses. Plus our victims called for help on their cell phones. So me hearties got sent to Davy Jones locker.

Arrrggh

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how is it possible that gretchen carlson graduated from stanford and was also miss america and was also nannied by michele bachmann and is not an actual character created by big hollywood?

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Concerned bottle blond is concerned.

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Hey, the frat kids & their jet skis on Lake Austin & Lake Travis are just as troublesome. Sarah Palin will end up referring to them as ski <i>machines.</i>

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