It looks like the Jews have turned their back on yet another messiah! The Tribe was widely believed to be the last white people to like Barack Obama even a little, but a shocking new poll has revealed that even this tribe of notorious liberal communists have abandoned Barry to his fate. It now seems that Obama is leading Romney only by 35 points among Jewish voters! Is his bid for another term as ruler of the ancient Kingdom of Judah in trouble? Will the House of Saul finally reunite the divided Kingdoms? And how can we wedge a reference to Mormonism into this poll for no good reason?
Mr. Obama is accused of operating a world-wide conspiracy, he's hated because of what he is rather than who he is, his Tribe lost its homeland and his ancestors were slaughtered in the millions - are you sure he isn't Jewish?
There's no need for a project to point out which MSM stories are "lazy, jounalistic bullshit". It's all of them, Katie.
Someone alert Sarah Silverman...
Atheists for Paulsen 2012
oh for fuck's sake.
Nope. Reformed Egyptian.
Joe Smith must have had some fucking serious charisma.
DIVISION BY ZERO ERROR
When I was in college, that was probably my favorite S&G song.
Unfortunately, these days, Media Sucks.
Can we open his head and rewrite his chem?
Yo.
Oy.
Mr. Obama is accused of operating a world-wide conspiracy, he's hated because of what he is rather than who he is, his Tribe lost its homeland and his ancestors were slaughtered in the millions - are you sure he isn't Jewish?
There's no need for a project to point out which MSM stories are "lazy, jounalistic bullshit". It's all of them, Katie.
I am in awe...how do you manage to stay so consistently awesome?
Or, as I like to call...Blood on the Boxers.
And the Frisbeetarians (they believe that when you die your soul gets stuck on the roof)?
It depends if the mother or the father was posthumously baptized.