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I know, right? Or cats.

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Yes. Of course. I just rescued these two fine fellows over here on the left. Moustache was yelling at me from his cage, and his quiet brother was behind him. We think they're actually a bunko squad running a long con for free cat food. I mean, look at that moustache, anyone can see it's fake, it's on crooked. We tell him that all the time.

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I meant it was purposeful, not accidental.

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Awww, Onyx, what a sweet guy with his sweet nosey nose. All the hugs. ALL THE HUGS!!!! You gave him a beautiful lovely life and he was so loved. Oh, and my cats send a message to your cats: "GREAT COUNTER WORK! STAY UP THERE!" Sorry, I couldn't stop them. They're very rebellious sometimes. The one on the left is voting for Hillary, but the moustache one keeps saying he supports Jill Stein, because he also doesn't like vaccinations.

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Oh sorry. Duhhhhhh me watch movie, not read Bible, me dumb

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Tell me about it. John Wick. (spoiler alert)

I'm sobbing..."Theon Greyjoy just killed John's dead wife doggie! That's so much worse than anything he ever did on GoT!"

Seriously, I can't watch the beginning of that movie ever again.

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That particular species of turd blossom is very showy today.

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That's great! I already tried "Independence Day" (the dog barely escapes) to see the rating.

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No, sorry -- Cleo was a greyhound who was extra-special to me. I started using the name during her lifetime but have kept it.

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Gotta say I was once in an airliner where something similar happened -- didn't quite skid off the runway but came close to it and I swear it was moving sideways. It was terrifying.

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That's the one! Some older town squares have statues of generals; we have a dog.

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salt in a wound = badaloe in a wound = good

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Still not seeing where Wonkette mocked a dead pet, dead person, and/or grieving people. And the one article you cited (which has nothing to do with death) was retracted and they apologized. Your point?

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Yeah, I noticed later that it was a spoon full of aloe, not a spoon full of salt. Mea culpa!

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Cats are the best! I'm currently surrounded on my couch by pussies that don't mind being grabbed.

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If you know your animals well enough....they don't have to speak.

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