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Kelly McConnell's avatar

Wow. Many folks seem to have the ability of twisting themselves into a pretzel while attempting to explain why someone they don't like does something that soared right over their heads.

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Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

I'm sorry, but "naked crossdressers"?! Wouldn't those just be "naked people"? I mean, it's hard to be a crossdresser when you're *checks notes* not dressed.

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Hunk's avatar

There's nothing anti-white about this. There are white people in the video. Several.

This is just more derangement from the deplorables.

Reality won't give them the whiney moral high ground, so they'll try to lie-cry it into existence, except magic is ALSO not real. OOPS!

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Sally Lunn's avatar

Say it with Wookies ! Bwahahahaha. Where the heck did my comment go ?!

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Sally Lunn's avatar

The Wookie cartoon Nativity scene gave me the first belly laugh I've had all day, and I'm Catholic. The culture wars rage on - distraction. I'm not sure that my vote matters any more, and I call myself an "independent voter." President Bidens stance on Gaza broke my heart.

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Sam Beam's avatar

While I do like "Silent Hill horror forest" as a description, I have always referred to Melania's X-mass display as "Fountains of Blood". It's just classier.

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Mike Conley's avatar

Might have been acceptable if all the Christmas trees were red.

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Boojum's avatar

How does one naked cross dress?

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Lise D's avatar

I'm a lil confused by that one, too. Cross dressing usually involves being dressed, yeah? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Boojum's avatar

It kind of seems to be the point….

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Sharon Thomas's avatar

A tremendous amount of flesh-colored duct tape.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Edmund: So, shall I begin the Christmas story?

Prince: Absolutely, as long as it’s not that terribly depressing one about the chap who gets born on Christmas Day, shoots his mouth off about everything under the sun, and then comes a-cropper with a couple of rum coves on top of a hill in Johnny Arab land.

Edmund: You mean Jesus, Sir…

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DemoCat's avatar

The economy is died! The Dow hit a record high, which can only mean things are going to get BAD. And unemployment is the lowest in like 50 years, which means all the jobs are TAKEN and how will anyone get hired again??? Interest rates are likely going down, a telltale sign of a recession. Ham and Christmas turkeys are more than they were in 1991. Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! Run! Hide! Biden is under your bed, taking your mattress stash!

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beb's avatar

Some times I wonder if their conservatives even know what it is that they complaining about. What could be more American than tap dancing.

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Lise D's avatar

It's BLACK PEOPLE, dancing to JAZZ, which everyone knows leads to smoking the marijuanas.

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beb's avatar

Yeah, Black People ruin everything, Also Black People are chiefly responsible for all uniquely American culture -- Jazz. Blues, Rock and Roll, Dancing, BBQ, etc.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

shooting everyone with a very big gun while tap dancing?

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

On a bald eagle.

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Revenant's avatar

You guys have just designed either TFG's next NFT, or John McNaughton's next atrocity

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Tessie's avatar

What a bunch of bitter, joyless creeps.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

yup - they don't 'see' themselves and their 'values' in the video - so its an afront

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Tessie's avatar

"the video looks more like Mardi Gras than a Christmas celebration."

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So what if it did?

Mardi Gras is also a Christian holiday; it's the feast day immediately prior to Ash Wednesday/Lent.

The cohort of the population that never shuts up about how Christian they are is not only unwilling to abide by Christian doctrine like loving thy neighbor, but also doesn't seem all that well acquainted with actual Christianity.

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Tessie's avatar

Rest assured that if the Bidens had a re-enaction of the birth of Christ (however unconstitutional that would be), the Trump cult wouldn't be satisfied with THAT, either.

They would, will, and do whine about literally everything, because our guy stomped a mudhole in their guy in November 2020, and they are incapable of getting over it, even if they wanted to, which they don't.

That's it.

That's all of it.

They're barely a notch above oinking "Four legs good, two legs bad".

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Tessie's avatar

"the terrifying abomination of a Black woman acting happy."

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The right: "Women should smile more. POC are sullen and look like thugs."

*Kamala Harris smiles*

*black ballet dancer smiles*

The right: "No, not like that."

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bluePNWcats's avatar

They have extremely particular parameters.

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