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His credtors are going to wish they had offloaded that debt for 60 cents on the dollar.

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It never ceases to amaze me how the one man still walking around free keeps whining how hard life is.

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His creditors can, as the French would say, go fuck themselves with a rake.

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Nah. This year it's "Last Christmas" backlash.

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"I'm having nightmares about dystopia Christmas...."

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Heh, true. :P

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White Elvira?

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It's a start, good for you!

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Nice rack!

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Dr. Jill is amaaaaaazing! :')

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I'm sure it didn't fly with the majority American old-timey Xmas, but also a former goth (& still goth on the inside), I thought it was a bold move for White House decorations.

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The thing about Melania Trump is that everything she did was designed to be as unpleasant and revolting as possible - including to the biggest Trump supporters. They'd have loved some elf on a shelf and Rudolph with a light-up nose, and maybe even a creche (if not too Catholic). What they got was Tim Burton menstruation nightmares.

Same with "I don't really care," which didn't exactly endear her to anyone. At most, MAGAs kept quiet about her. The scowling, the accent, the staying in NYC whenever possible, these made it hard for the right to hold her up as a model better than Michelle. They managed to pretend that she wasn't a golddigger who had sold herself for porn, or else to openly fap about it. Otherwise, she was a bust.

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For a guy who is NOT A PHOTOGRAPHER, talking a pic on his phone, through a window, in iffy early morning lighting... gotta say, NAILED IT!

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The big HGTV special airs on December 12. I haven't been able to establish whether it's streaming anywhere.

I actively avoided these specials during the Melania years, so I have no idea how the hosts managed to present her creations without vomiting.

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Can we PLEASE put that stupid thing away forever? You want a nice, traditional, non-religious celebration, have a Wassail fest.

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I'm wondering - if they'll be moving in before January, would the places come already decorated?

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