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The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

Apropos of nothing, remember when Mitrens was running fir president and bragged that he would ask Bibi what to do about the situation in the middle east?

https://www.deseret.com/2012/4/10/20501022/mitt-romney-s-friendship-with-bibi-netanyahu-raises-eybrows/

UVB-76's avatar

Artemis II: Four heroes, and a hell of a long teeth-to-tail ratio.

Ganjaneer's avatar

The Artemis launch was cool as shit. Diverse group on the flight too.

Not going to watch shitty fart fest. Fuck Ted Cruz and Bernie Moreno too.

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Watching Shartyfartblast do yet another shitty fart fest is out of the question. I'm supposed to be grouting my birdhouses right now.

tehbaddr's avatar

LOOK AT IT! DON'T LOOK AWAY! FACE THE HORROR!

bcb's avatar

Semi-OT musing:

It's interesting that, for all the hullabaloo about trans women in sports, we don't hear transphobes talk about Annemarie Sylvia Meier.

Transphobes are desperate for examples of trans women "stealing" sports championships from cis women. In the absense of any prominent examples, they grasp at people like Lia Thomas, who once tied for 5th place in a college swim meet, and Imane Khelif, a cis woman.

Annemarie Sylvia Meier is a trans woman who won a national professional women's championship in a major sport in a large country. So why aren't transphobes talking about her 24/7?

I think there are two reasons.

The first is the sport Annemarie Sylvia Meier plays: chess.

The IOC's new ban on intersex women applies to chess, and the FIDE already banned trans women in 2023. They previously implemented a de facto ban on trans men in 2001, when they banned the use of testosterone (there is no evidence testosterone has any effect whatsoever on chess playing ability).

However, transphobes don't like to talk about these bans. I suspect the main reason is that a ban on trans women from chess doesn't sound as good to transphobes' target audience: uninformed people.

No transphobic arguments hold up to scrutiny, but "trans women stealing sports championships from cis women" seems to play well with people who aren't informed about the subject. But even to someone with no prior knowledge of trans people, the idea of banning trans women from chess due to a "biological unfair advantage" leads to more confusion than anything else. Many people simply respond by asking why chess needs segregated leagues at all.

The other reason I think transphobes avoid talking about her is due to the time period in which Annemarie Sylvia Meier was most successful. She won the German national women's chess championship in 2003.

Transphobes like to talk about trans people as if we suddenly sprung into existence less than a year ago. They like to portray their policies as returning to the status quo that has existed since the beginning of human civilization until we ruined it. To acknowledge that trans people existed and were participating in society more than 20 years ago would undermine the carefully-crafted propaganda they have constructed.

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𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭.

Yeah, I'm one of them. That simply makes no sense.

I have no proof of this, but I have a sneaking suspicion that part of the reason segregated leagues stick around is because some male chess players don't want to play with a bunch of GUUUUURLS.

Bradthe🤖's avatar

Don’t want to be beaten by a bunch of girls, more likely.

abbienormal's avatar

And trans men? Never hear complaints about them.

weejee's avatar

So is Shitler still giving blather tonight?

UVB-76's avatar

It's like the dialog never changes.

gallbladder's avatar

Well, when you only know 12 words...

SkeptiKC's avatar

Unfortunately that appears to indeed be the case.

gallbladder's avatar

What, have him upstaged by a moon mission?

pskbh's avatar

OT!

NSF Artemis 2!!!

so cool 😎

Menotsure's avatar

It seems we are going to the moon again and Pam Bondi may be on her way to the heart of the sun.

eppe's avatar

Eugene. Eugene! Be careful with that axe.

Russell Jones's avatar

Hopefully, Eugene steers clear of the several species of small furry animals gather together in a cave and grooving with a Pict.

eppe's avatar

Those damn Picts. SMH.

Hank Napkin's avatar

OF COURSE, OFF COURSE, OF COURSE

Legislation passed in 2024 prevents a US president withdrawing the US from Nato without a two-thirds Senate majority or an act of Congress.

Dirty Work's avatar

Right. And free and fair elections are sacrosanct as well.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Thus the Peace Prize so well-earned like nobody has ever earned a thing that was earned!

Dirty Work's avatar

My head spins and it's fairly well screwed on. These demons offer a third aspect to the "other side of the story."

paul's avatar

LOL- Just run to Mommy (SCOTUS) and get a favorable ruling.

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

That won't stop Shartyfartblast from signing a stupid-ass EO and then claiming that he did it while his sycophants nod their heads with their smug grins.

Hank Napkin's avatar

“EO"? That’s jackass for “Please Make Me Stop!” isn’t it?

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

It's what a drunk slobbering donkey says when you goose it hard enough

Hank Napkin's avatar

Don’t know about you but I ALWAYS wear a glove…

Mr. Knows Nothing, et. al.'s avatar

I suspect those folks who sponsored the legislation anticipated a possible reelection of a certain chump and wanted to head them off at the pass.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

One of the sponsors of the bill was… Marco Rubio.

noname's avatar

Possibly. Not everyone is stupid.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Unusual level of effort and foresight and effort, if true!

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

If Trump bombs France enough, I think NATO will want to drop us . . .

Hank Napkin's avatar

“Our new Cheese-Seeking Missiles will be deployed on My Command in 10…9…7…I mean 8… did I already say 7…?”

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

"These new anti-frog drones are real killers."

ciaobella's avatar

He won’t even bother to withdraw, he just won’t honor the promises of a NATO partner, which is the same as withdrawal

HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

Marco Rubio his own self promoted that bill.

Hank Napkin's avatar

“Why can’t I see me in the mirrors? Has I been ‘disappeared’?”

Tetman Callis's avatar

He'll try to do it anyway, then bitch when some judge stops him; meanwhile, the Congress will sit around with their thumbs up their asses.

R. Riddle's avatar

You obviously discount the incredible power of Schumer's and Jeffries's strongly worded letters!

Mysterysurf's avatar

Wait, isn't a two thirds Senate vote an act of Congress?

Dave M's avatar

I think the latter implies that the House got the legislative ball rolling.

Hank Napkin's avatar

🤷🏻‍♂️

Alternative Dog's avatar

Sure I was helping him destroy innocent people's lives but the pay was awesome!

𝗘𝘅-𝗔𝗹𝗲𝘅 𝗝𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝗲𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗼𝘆𝗲𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗳𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝘀 𝗼𝗻 𝗷𝗼𝗯 𝗮𝘁 𝗜𝗻𝗳𝗼𝘄𝗮𝗿𝘀: ‘𝗜𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗲. 𝗜𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘀’

𝘈 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘰 𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘭𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘈𝘭𝘦𝘹 𝘑𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴’𝘴 𝘐𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 “𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦” 𝘢𝘯𝘥 “𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴”, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 20𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘳-𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘺’𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/01/ex-alex-jones-employee-on-infowars-job

Mysterysurf's avatar

Ultravox keyboard player and violinist Billy Currie is 76 years old today. Here's an earlier incarnation of the band with John Foxx on vocals performing "Slow Motion" and "Hiroshima Mon Amour" on The Old Grey Whistle Test:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iolAiF77DNg

And here they are at Live Aid performing "Vienna":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JLTC1_Rv4k

Alpaca22's avatar

Can a person who understands constitutional legalize explain to me why local MAGA assholes are loudly shouting that this sentence means no birthright citizenship

"All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside

JustPixelz's avatar

IANAL but ... my understanding is the "jurisdiction" clause was to cover ambassadors and diplomats, subject to their nation's laws rather than U.S. laws.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Correct. There are a few narrow exceptions.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

They think that if your parents are illegal, it means they're not "subject to the jurisdiction" of the U.S. because they're criming criminals who are committing crimes, ipso facto presto digito.

Yeah, it makes no sense. Apparently the floor at SCOTUS got slippery with the solicitor general's flop sweat as he tried to pretend it did.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

And the only reason why you wouldn't be subject to the jurisdiction would be if you are a diplomat that gave birth. Or an Indian not taxed (but that was done away with).

Bitter Scribe's avatar

(𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩)

Yeah, by the Indian Citizenship Act of 1924.

Which the SC arguing the case APPEARED NOT TO KNOW ABOUT. Where the fuck did that guy get his degree, Hollywood Upstairs Law School?

rlcornelius's avatar

So ... if they're not subject to the jurisdiction, they don't have to obey any laws, right? Or how do they think that works? Makes no sense.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Maybe there's some kind of "zone of lawlessness" that emanates from them wherever they happen to be and contaminates whoever gets near them.

IANAL, but I didn't hear of any responses from the AG that were any more intelligent than that. (He didn't know if Indians are citizens? Seriously?)

nodak.   988 if you need help.'s avatar

are they standing on a street corner?

Cause they are clearly crazy, and really don't know what the fuck they are talking about.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Trump's going to talk tonight about how the war is going. This is the sort of occasion that demands a bingo card.

I don't know how to make a bingo card and couldn't post it here if I did, but here is my list for the squares:

--The war is over

--We won (first time mentioned)

--There's never been anything like it

--NATO is useless

--It's Biden's fault

--Strikes will go on (first time)

--We need allies

--The Strait must be opened

--Terrorism

--We won (second time)

--Get your own oil

--Gibberish (first time)

--We don't need anyone's help

--Strikes will go on (second)

--We can walk away anytime

--It's Obama's fault

--Kharg Island

--We're negotiating with Iran

--Gibberish (second)

--The ballroom

--Iran had better make a deal

--We have enough oil

--Nobel Peace Prize

--We won (third)

Suggestions welcome.

Hirightnow's avatar

"Everyone is glad I attacked"

Clammed Can Monster's avatar

Especially that ex-prez I did too talk too.

EyeQueue's avatar

"unleash Hell" or "bomb them back into the Stone Age".

Dave M's avatar

They’re begging for a deal.

Russell Jones's avatar

DEI

Competent white men

I don't think about that at all

Department of WAR

EyeQueue's avatar

They would have had a nuke weeks ago and they would have used it.

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19mEdited

I’m better than that other prince of peace

nodak.   988 if you need help.'s avatar

obliteration like no one has ever seen

Windmills.

we don't know who is in charge

gallbladder's avatar

--We're making a deal

--We've made a deal

--They broke the deal

Hirightnow's avatar

"We're dealing with the broken deal"

"I asked Bebe what the deal was with the broken deal"

"We want a new deal, the old one was bad because of Biden"

"I said 'Let's make a deal', and they said 'Come on down!"

"I used to use Deal-A-Meal, but I don't need to lose weight anymore"

"Stealer's Wheel"

"They should make a deal with us, which will also be horrible because of Biden"

gallbladder's avatar

--Everything is perfect

eppe's avatar

You too? Pass the absinthe please. We'll square up on my next payday.

eppe's avatar

"Trump's going to talk tonight" are words to dread.

Clammed Can Monster's avatar

It's lips will move, there will be sounds. Talk is being generous.

Tetman Callis's avatar

It's his April Fool's joke.

ciaobella's avatar

“We confirm on-board wifi is operational and our phones are able to connect to Netflix and Instagram after trans-lunar injection”

gallbladder's avatar

Trans-lunar injection sounds painful.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Illegal in Idaho . . .

Clammed Can Monster's avatar

Sounds like something the GOP will want banned.

ciaobella's avatar

“Fuuuuck, I forgot my usb-c to lightning cable”

Clammed Can Monster's avatar

Wow, how much power does that usb-c port out out??

ciaobella's avatar

Well, especially if you have no internet on your phone

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

I remember xmas eve 1968 when Apollo 8 circled the moon. I was at our aunt's house celebrating. I remember listening to Lawrence Welk's Calcutta (because my grandparents were there) and watching the space shot on TV. I remember hearing the christmas message. (I was xtain then so it meant more to me then than it would to me now.)

https://youtu.be/ToHhQUhdyBY

Rhizolith Reborn's avatar

Was that the one where NASA went to great lengths to make sure the crew understood there was no possible way they could sneak a landing on the moon and live?

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

You are not supposed to know about that.

eppe's avatar

Memories that will always be preserved in Black and White.

Tetman Callis's avatar

We had a color teevee, so we got to watch the Apollo 8 broadcast in color, though that didn't make the Moon look more colorful.

eppe's avatar

My old man figured that color TV and cable were fads that wouldn't last well into the late70's or later before he signed on.

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Sounds like my family. We didn't have color TV until 1979 or so. But my grandparents lived 900' away and they had color TV before then.

Free beach's avatar

I remember Apollo 13. My brother was a dick about it because he knew I was considering being a astronaut

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Our old TV got a permanent Hamilton face print on the tube because he was glued to it the whole time during that moon shot (or miss, if you will.)

Free beach's avatar

11 was easy to remember. It was my birthday

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

On moon landing day, our family held a dinner and a shindig at our granparents' house. Everybody brought their musical instruments and we had a great time watching the old Zenith.

G-7 in Space's avatar

At the Grandparents and watched 'The Prisoner' before the Apollo 8 broadcast.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Why is 60° indoors colder than 60° outdoors?

Babe Paley's avatar

I think you expect to be warm inside, so it feels colder.