423 Comments

And Pence would have given the scientists the lead on handling the pandemic, much like his not all that different Governor from neighboring state Ohio.

Expand full comment

Do you actually think that's the one area where he would maintain a sterling reputation as a good client?

Expand full comment

Just an old sweet vote keeps Georgia on my mind

Expand full comment

A blast from the past! I always liked that song, too.

Expand full comment

Loeffler (like McSally and Margie Greene) is what happens when Claus Barbie Dolls grow up to become Stepford candidates.

Expand full comment

I've been saying they're going to grab everything they can and run since November 2016. I imagined the Trumps on a tour of the D.C. Bureau of Engraving and Printing carrying suspiciously large briefcases...

Expand full comment

And Trump isn't actually rich, so that goes double for him.

Expand full comment

Senior Republicans are reportedly “rankled" over Trump's grift.

♫ Rankled, I'm so rankled.And I'd issue out a mega-hostile tweet,But I fear the stomp of lame duck Donald's feet.So I guess I'll work the Tumpenfuhrer elite.When we're out to together Trumpin' his defeat.

I would like to swap my wifey,With a pool boy, would be neat,But it doesn't work out half as well as beating off my meat.

I would go on Chris Cilizza,And repeat my last repeat,But it doesn't work out half as well as beating off my meat.

Rankle me!If I had guts I would denounce you so,And trounce you so.

But I am rankled.Awful rankled.

Though I'd never mention the President's defeat,And I think I'll keep my rankling petite.'Cause I'm still addicted to that sweet MAGA teat. ♫

Expand full comment

The GOP circular firing squad is taking aim. Is Trump Mr Red? Is McConnellstipation Mr Pink? Nobody wants to be M Blue.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Expand full comment

If that don't work, try this.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Expand full comment

If it suited him.

Expand full comment

Trump looked shocked and she looked miserable in the inauguration photos.

Expand full comment

Because she sucks.

Expand full comment

I guess the $220 million he's gotten from the rubes will help pay off his debts.

Republican leaders are allegedly furious that he's keeping most of that stolen money for himself. They were dumb enough to think he'd share.

Expand full comment

The two nasty GOP senators can go lick their wounds on their enormous piles of cash, unfortunately. But it is utterly astounding to think that the zombie trumpsters are still sending in cash to their orange messiah, while at the same time pretending the pandemic is a hoax, infecting each other and refusing vaccines. Don't think that will benefit them in the long run.

Expand full comment

...and had done zero to prepare for actually transitioning. Remember Obama had to tell him that the White House Staff wouldn't be staying on to work for him and he'd have to hire his own! Melanie's first instinct was to run away to NYC and refuse to come to Washington until he renegotiated the prenup.

Expand full comment