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Lefty Mark's avatar

Abraham Lincoln? Oh, him ... OK, yeah, the dude who plays the sheriff on that zombie show on basic cable... You know who I mean, rite? Yah, that guy.

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He went from getting paid for being wrong . . . to being very well paid for being very wrong.

It's the pinochle of American excepsunulizm.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

One could argue, and I've seen it done, that the ideals presented in the Declaration and the Constitution, if not always the complete text, have been a force animating various reform movements like abolition to MAKE America live up to those ideals. That, of course, is not what DeMint is arguing, so he's a cretin and a scoundrel.

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Lincolncare was a disaster. All those African-Americans suddenly on their own, without their Masters' medical and dental care plans.

artem1s's avatar

sooooooo, let me get this straight. you're going to stop claiming the <strike>Civil War</strike> War of Northern Aggression was fought over state's rights? I mean how can the ebil Feds have <strike>kicked Confederate ass</strike>desecrated your sovereignty if they weren't even involved? Sumter just decided to bomb itself, because............underpants gnomes? Damn, we need Uncle Billy to come back and NOT burn a 60 mile wide swath through Georgia and SC again. Must have been CGI.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Well, there goes the majority of my university education.

Vienna Woods's avatar

And she spends less money. Can you imagine if Michelle spent money like Mary?

Vienna Woods's avatar

I told my students this theory. They laughed.

The Quirk's avatar

Didn't Jon Stewart tear this guy a new asshole on this subject a couple weeks ago?

bobbert's avatar

"It's Heritage, Not History!"

Martini Glambassador's avatar

When Zombie Lincoln rises from the dead to avenge all of the revisionist libel, I think Mr. DerpMint's is the first head he severs, vampire or otherwise.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Interesting. I guess I need to change today's lesson in my US History course. Oh wait, I use facts...

Vienna Woods's avatar

Who's the more derpish, the derp, or the derp who follows him?

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Except for Jefferson. He was totally in bed with Big Slave.

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

I thought he was just a river in Egypt.