Oh, you guys think South Carolina freshman Congressman Tim Scott is so great, huh? And that's why he is awesome dude Jim DeMint's handpicked successor in the Senate when DeMint goes off to filibuster the Heritage Foundation or whatever? Well what if we told you he might not even be a virgin but might have put his dingus in a lady's babyhole, even though he is a 46-year-old bachelor unbound in holiest matrimony? WHAT THEN? HENGHHGH?
I hope Heaven, particularly for those who had some sincerity motivating their clean living, is nonstop sexytime of the types and spices they dream about.
He did the best he could. What, you think he sent the message that caving in to the primal urge is... just a matter of time? That the motivation for being chaste isn't enough to obtain the help anyone would need to prevail?
Oooooh, Miss Lindsay is just going to scream with delight when there are two bachelor Senators from South Carolinny! They can have sleepovers and braid their hair (well, Graham's hair) and talk about boys!
More seriously, OH GOD, the "SEE! We're not racists! We have a BLACK GUY in the Senate! You may now all vote for us, coloreds!" from the Republicans is going to be sickening.
yeah that's a good idea. wait for sex til you're middle aged.
I hope Heaven, particularly for those who had some sincerity motivating their clean living, is nonstop sexytime of the types and spices they dream about.
Your liver, dude... that's like a cry for help.
He did the best he could. What, you think he sent the message that caving in to the primal urge is... just a matter of time? That the motivation for being chaste isn't enough to obtain the help anyone would need to prevail?
You can have my self-caucusing only when you take it from my cold...
Uh...
A <i>freshman</i> member of the House is the best choice for a U.S. Senate seat?
What a relief that these elected &quot;officials&quot; are able to rise above petty partisanship, for the good of their constituents.
Does Mitt know Moniz? Has Moniz moved to the Cayman Islands?
Master of his District.
Oooooh, Miss Lindsay is just going to scream with delight when there are two bachelor Senators from South Carolinny! They can have sleepovers and braid their hair (well, Graham&#039;s hair) and talk about boys!
More seriously, OH GOD, the &quot;SEE! We&#039;re not racists! We have a BLACK GUY in the Senate! You may now all vote for us, coloreds!&quot; from the Republicans is going to be sickening.