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fuflans's avatar

yeah that's a good idea. wait for sex til you're middle aged.

Chris Grrr's avatar

I hope Heaven, particularly for those who had some sincerity motivating their clean living, is nonstop sexytime of the types and spices they dream about.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Your liver, dude... that's like a cry for help.

Chris Grrr's avatar

He did the best he could. What, you think he sent the message that caving in to the primal urge is... just a matter of time? That the motivation for being chaste isn't enough to obtain the help anyone would need to prevail?

Chris Grrr's avatar

You can have my self-caucusing only when you take it from my cold...

Uh...

Chris Grrr's avatar

A <i>freshman</i> member of the House is the best choice for a U.S. Senate seat?

What a relief that these elected "officials" are able to rise above petty partisanship, for the good of their constituents.

PubOption's avatar

Does Mitt know Moniz? Has Moniz moved to the Cayman Islands?

Vienna Woods's avatar

Master of his District.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Oooooh, Miss Lindsay is just going to scream with delight when there are two bachelor Senators from South Carolinny! They can have sleepovers and braid their hair (well, Graham's hair) and talk about boys!

More seriously, OH GOD, the "SEE! We're not racists! We have a BLACK GUY in the Senate! You may now all vote for us, coloreds!" from the Republicans is going to be sickening.