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this is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl...

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"Mole Rats are pretty neat and interesting animals."

Compared to brain-damaged wingnut bloggers, yes they are. Setting a low bar, I know, but they are cute, in their own freakish way.

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is that a penguin on the telly?

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There's a suggestion here that screaming bullshit into teabagger heads is somehow different from screaming into the void. I'm just not seeing it.

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none of those numbnuts can come up with an original thought to save their lives. Yahell is infested with a bunch of trained seals that simply bark on command

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because BENGHAZI!!!1!1!!

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This is good news for Cindy McCain!

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From anyone else, that would sound weird.

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I think it's the Arch. Its slightly vulvish look might explain why Hoft is such a cunt.

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stefan i think you are very funny.

however, i must note that many of us on this blog AND the president and michelle ma belle - are in the midwest. i may not be happy about it all the time, but i do not like flown over and i do not at all look like jim hoft.

also: i serve green vegetables at thanksgiving.

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If one Google's "Jim Hoft", his status as dumbest fuck on the intertubez is only in the fourth slot. Surely we can do a better job of santorumizing him.

Search on "dumbest man on the internet", and the result is much more rewarding, but we need it to work both ways.

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OT, I think I found out <a href="http:\/\/littlegreenfootballs.com\/weblog\/img\/lidane\/2012\/09\/07\/obamafunny.jpg" target="_blank">how Obama won Gov. Crisco Christie over</a>.

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I know, the pain is real.

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