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What the fuck happened to the Invisible Hand of Capitalist God? I thought if there was excess demand, some Galtian motherfucker would build a factory and just start cranking out whatever shitty widgets the people demanded with their wallets. No? Just greedy ammo makers milking these idiots for more profit without increasing production or investing in new factories, you say? Man, I have never heard of that, my bedrock beliefs are totally shattered. Idiots.

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Most of Irate Boston Man's choice words would also appear to apply to Sen. Inhofe.

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Missouri Repubs don't want the state to give any information to the feds, in case they come looking for guns. <a href="http://www.stltoday.com/new..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/govt-and-polit...">http://www.stltoday.com/new...

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The ammo companies are making money...from civilian sales. <a href="http://www.stltoday.com/bus..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.stltoday.com/business/local/olin-sees-...">http://www.stltoday.com/bus...

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Lemme check a few things ... Aprtil first, nope. Wandered to <i>The Onion</i> by mistake? Nope. Retardlican fucknuts in action? Check.

Phew! You had me going there for a minute. I really thought something was amiss.

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Half-assed man vs. half-castrated goat? I believe the .22 made it a fair fight. Who won?

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When you're too fucking nuts for the NRA, you're pretty fucking nuts. Sounds like something that's right up the GOA's (dark and smelly) alley, though.

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A well regulated militia being.... oh wait.

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I'm looking at you PATRIOT ACT.

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I've noticed the government is making it harder and more expensive for law-abiding American women to use their Constitutionally protected right to first trimester abortion. Can you do something about that too Sen. Inhofe?

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Not the zombies, that's fer sure.

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How long before Goldman Sachs starts peddling ammo futures?

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