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Lot_49's avatar

But The LORD is not averse to having martyrs demonstrate their faith in that special, martyr-y way they have.

Chris Grrr's avatar

If America is suffering from Phyllis, Africa ought to join the group and be suffering from her, too. That’s her attitude.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Boot/Aphucker Syndrome: To wish someone would suffer Ablow to the scrote

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

But they have to first pass "How not to drink the diarrhea" classes.

For some reason, I'm not entirely confident.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It is amazing how all of these FOX experts know <b>exactly</b> what is going on inside Obama's mind! That is a skill that you just don't see in everyday people! Ever! How does FOX manage to find them?

Lots of these same people also know what God thinks!

They sure are lucky that there's a 24/7 television platform to allow them to display these amazing talents, as opposed to the bad old days when they also had to sell snake oil remedies out of covered wagons.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Jim Inhofe did something right, eventually? As they say, a broken calendar is right, one time.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Maybe we can stay there long enough to evolve into lemurs. Nobody doesn't like lemurs.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

We're not like "everybody else", Schaphyillis. We're way more stupid

Vienna Woods's avatar

I have a pathological need to kick Ablow in the nuts.

schmannity's avatar

Where was Ablow from 2000 to 2008 to help us understand presidential daddy complexes and dry drunkenness?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Sorry, I suffer from Ablowphobia - a fear of people who sound smarter than they actually are.

schmannity's avatar

Will John McCain soon be traveling to Liberia to urge our support for moderate viruses?

PubOption's avatar

There was a time when North America was exceptionally free from smallpox. Since that time diseases from other countries seem to get here, somehow.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

I hope Obama appoints Inhofe, Schlafly, and Ablow to a special Task Force to study the problem. Send them to Liberia to see for themselves. Up close. Real close, if you know what I mean.