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But The LORD is not averse to having martyrs demonstrate their faith in that special, martyr-y way they have.

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get in line...

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If America is suffering from Phyllis, Africa ought to join the group and be suffering from her, too. That’s her attitude.

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Boot/Aphucker Syndrome: To wish someone would suffer Ablow to the scrote

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But they have to first pass "How not to drink the diarrhea" classes.

For some reason, I'm not entirely confident.

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It is amazing how all of these FOX experts know <b>exactly</b> what is going on inside Obama's mind! That is a skill that you just don't see in everyday people! Ever! How does FOX manage to find them?

Lots of these same people also know what God thinks!

They sure are lucky that there's a 24/7 television platform to allow them to display these amazing talents, as opposed to the bad old days when they also had to sell snake oil remedies out of covered wagons.

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Jim Inhofe did something right, eventually? As they say, a broken calendar is right, one time.

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Maybe we can stay there long enough to evolve into lemurs. Nobody doesn't like lemurs.

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We're not like "everybody else", Schaphyillis. We're way more stupid

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I have a pathological need to kick Ablow in the nuts.

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Where was Ablow from 2000 to 2008 to help us understand presidential daddy complexes and dry drunkenness?

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Sorry, I suffer from Ablowphobia - a fear of people who sound smarter than they actually are.

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Will John McCain soon be traveling to Liberia to urge our support for moderate viruses?

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There was a time when North America was exceptionally free from smallpox. Since that time diseases from other countries seem to get here, somehow.

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I hope Obama appoints Inhofe, Schlafly, and Ablow to a special Task Force to study the problem. Send them to Liberia to see for themselves. Up close. Real close, if you know what I mean.

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