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"Pulled" is a UK slang term.

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Holy crap, a signed letter by 100 victims isn't enough?

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I knew I had seen his idiot face before but about a month ago he was "interrogating" someone, Rosenstein at an earlier hearing maybe and he was trying to "butch it up". Tight haircut, sleeves rolled halfway up etc. The only things lacking were a hard hat and a 24 inch pipe wrench to show he's a true "man of the people".

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I'm pretty sure that lyin' Ryan would defend him on one of two grounds;"He was doing, in depth, research." Kind of like evangelicals who get caught with 2500 kiddie pron images on their computer.

"He was operating as a seekrit agent to try to turn those commie cows. The commie cows probably had information regarding KILLARY's emails". He's kind of like out version of Maria Butina.

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I think Jim Jordan is still sexually confused from the titillating rememberances of hot, sweaty, muscular, hairy, athletic boys mauling each other and then engaging in homoerotic showering. That tape is probably on a loop in his mind, and when he tries to focus, anything else is just a mishmash of hot loins and bare buttocks. No wonder he can't think straight. I think he may be a candidate for reversion therapy. JIm, just go all the way to your predestined sexual proclivity--become a coach, not a congressman, who can give full vent to his desires and needs. We're here to support you.

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I'm going with Diddly Squats.

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I see Larry, but which one is Moe?

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It seems to be a feature amongst Republicans.

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> We can be confident that their base not reading

FTFY

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AKA your average Republican.

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Stupidly Criminal. And Criminally Stupid.

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If folks don't vote they can't be that smart can they?

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Just look at how stupid she looks. Lol

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Only spoiled white people don't vote.

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I got terrorized there by white frat boys. I had to leave and start over, and all I was trying to do was go to school and keep my scholarship.

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thanks don't need this.

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