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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Let me guess: You have a 503(c) called "Patriot Tard Monkeys"?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

HE DINT EVEN TALKS ABOUT SECCON MENMEN! TRATER!!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I feel pretty bad about those poor Teabaggsters having to answer questions. Everyone knows that requires "listening" and "comprehension."

Clearly the IRS was setting them up to fail.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He's a naked mole rat. And that's his good side.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Look Mr. McDermott, we're all for free speech. Only, the speech is "SCANDALGHAZIIII!!!1"

If you want any kind of attention from us at all, please be sure to froth out the phrase "Scandal-plagued" while appearing on any Sunday shows. If you have crazy eyes, please be sure to roll those around crazily.

However, if you continue excercising the <i>wrong</i> kind of speech, we will be forced to write editorials that say you support the terrorists and you are a traitor.

Signed, The Media

fuflans's avatar

there is still a black man in the white house.

and this just gave em a new lease on life.

fuflans's avatar

why didn't this get more coverage? why did i have to listen to that stupid bagger breaking into tears like 8 times and NOT THIS?

SullivanSt's avatar

That's far too accurate a Hitler analogy to be believable as Teabagger rhetoric.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

It's time for an asshole tax and I don't mean for having one but for being one.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Today we are all emotionally disturbed howler monkeys

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

For Obvs reasons,

"Santorum's 2016 <strike>running</strike> runny mate"

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The narrative is now "scandal-plagued Obama administration" Please be sure to refer to it this way, in the future.

--The Management

Shypixel's avatar

<blockquote>...but fuck that guy</blockquote>

I could not be in more solid agreement with you on this point, even were I to actually become you.

Joshua Norton's avatar

I'm willing to bet 90% of the groups that apply for tax-free status are probably turned down. I associate with many fraternal organizations and private clubs and every single one of them has had a "hey, we should apply for 501(c)3 tax-free status" brain storm at one time or another. They all think the only requirement is that they're a group of people. After they understand the process and requirements they usually don't proceed, since private clubs and fraternal/political organizations don't qualify anyway.

But now every rightwing conspiracy nutcase group will be howling that they want and deserve their tax-free status. I wonder if the IRS will blink or tell them to STFU.