First things first: Jimmy Carter is 88 years old. So who was the energetic youngster who just STOLED GEORGE W. BUSH'S LIBERRY CEREMONY? So Jimmy Carter* got up to make a nice speech about George W. Bush, because "civility." He opened with fond memories of the stolen election of 2000, during which the crowd was clearly waiting for something awful to fall out of his mouth, but instead he just used the anecdote to explain that everything good that George W. Bush ever did** was because Jimmy Carter asked him to. JIMMEH!
W's AIDS program in Africa was genuinely effective and very widely praised, even by NGOs and individuals who hated every other thing he did. Credit where it's due.
I'm not sure the recipients give much of a damn how much Shrub overpaid for the lifesaving drugs they got for free. Of course, the fact that he paid Big Pharma's extortionate asking price means that there were far fewer recipients than there could have been.
And there's also the whole ab-only bullshit.
Could it be that J. Carter is that rarest of rare things a real southern gentleman? Rarest of all a southern gentleman who is also a politician? Quick, someone get a net.
W's AIDS program in Africa was genuinely effective and very widely praised, even by NGOs and individuals who hated every other thing he did. Credit where it's due.
You know who else really loved painting pictures?
Everyone is.
Loaves and fishes, brother, loaves and fishes.
Wow, it's been oh, 16 years probably, since I heard raised the possibility that there could be a beer worse than Carling Black Label.
I'm not sure the recipients give much of a damn how much Shrub overpaid for the lifesaving drugs they got for free. Of course, the fact that he paid Big Pharma's extortionate asking price means that there were far fewer recipients than there could have been.
And there's also the whole ab-only bullshit.
Wouldn't that more likely be the Hitler Channels's History Week?
No. They would never string a whole week of actual history programming together.
Hey Mabel libel!!!
So THAT's the cake we like!
Could it be that J. Carter is that rarest of rare things a real southern gentleman? Rarest of all a southern gentleman who is also a politician? Quick, someone get a net.
This man openly admitted to having lust in his heart.
How is he still staining the fabric of our public discourse?
I'm still waiting for the other shoe to fall.
Remember when Jimmy Carter admitted to smoking pot and no one thought much about it? Well probably a lot of you don't but it was a thing.
We really <em>should</em> start a Deregulate Africa campaign.
Imagine how great things would be over there if not for all the oppressive health and safety regulations...
Just hold a flask under a horse.