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Well that’s it. The student has become the master. Becca’s gif is way better than mine today. Still, I am here to lay that source info down: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/wakey-wakey-wag-your-tail-y

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No Scanners gif ever, please. It made me so ill the first time I saw I had to leave the theater. Pizza does not make it any less traumatic

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I believe this is colloquially known as “Floridianizing” your bill, after the Florida legislature ignored that unpleasant “return voting rights to people with criminal records “ ballot initiative.

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APB on Sean Williams from Johnson City TN. That story is gross. What an awful excuse for a human. Hope they find that monster quickly.

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"Idaho was a standout in the new report. More than 12% of children entering kindergarten in that state had a vaccine exemption in 2022."

Yay...nice to be #1 at something besides potatoes....oh, wait..will this mean unnecessary child's mortality increase...? You bet your Bippy! Sad

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In case you weren’t already tantalized by that description of Jingle Smells you should also know that it “features a special appearance by the Jay Sekulow Band and a special voice appearance by Gov. Mike Huckabee. “

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Could be. But new generations are surprisingly good at finding out about great old stuff.

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Moar puppies please

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After reading the cast list for "Jingle Smells," I'm starting to worry that "Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas" might lose its place as Crappiest Christmas Movie of All Time! Maybe Rumble should offer a double feature with both of these nightmares.

(You really didn't know that John Schneider was a MAGAT till now?)

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'Tracy Chapman won a Country Music Award for “Fast Car.” It came out in 1988. That makes me so happy.'

Me too. That said, the more I hear the cover, the less I like it, and the more I appreciate the original version -- which I already loved.

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Nov 10, 2023Liked by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Losing Jezebel is awful. It was the only remnant of the old Gawker that I would read (excluding yr Wonkette). Jim Spanfeller will always be a herb.

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Nov 10, 2023·edited Nov 10, 2023

If it makes ir any better, John Schneider and Tom Wopat recorded a version 'Baby, It's Cold Outside' that is...just...>chef kiss<

I love it ironically, I love it unironically, I even love that it's these two.

'I love to see you scurry...'!

https://youtu.be/3FK0i0F4mz8?feature=shared

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Tabs Addendum:

Juanita Jean has a nice roundup for the Friday 'Toons post:

https://juanitajean.com/friday-toons-495/?utm_source=feedly&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=friday-toons-495

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Remember Jill Stein? She's back! In Pog form!

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