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Well that’s it. The student has become the master. Becca’s gif is way better than mine today. Still, I am here to lay that source info down: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/wakey-wakey-wag-your-tail-y

Sister Artemis's avatar

Awww I don't know that Rebecca's is better - they are such different FLAVORS! We need them both!

Of course, I suppose there could be a GIF-ception where somehow pizza could be exploding out of something in the background of the puppy wakeup scene.

Menotsure's avatar

A very gracious comment, but it could be that like when she purchased Wonkette, Becca has just gotten lucky.

GiggleSnort's avatar

Love 'em. I got a puppy. Getting to be a big puppy now. He is a very good doggo. Well, most of the time he is.

52camellias's avatar

Am I the only one that loves that one puppy who doesn't wake up even after getting stepped on because GUYS I'M TIIIIRRRRED.

Sister Artemis's avatar

I was a bit worried, but no one would make a cute puppy video with a sick puppy (well, that kind of sick puppy) in it, right?

52camellias's avatar

They're the one who scarfed down their food bowl and half of another before getting caught.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Counterpoint: Puppies!

V4Virginia's avatar

PUPPIES!

Corvid Opera's avatar

I love ‘em both! Yours did quiet the stress-hormone-parade that seems always to be marching through my body, so thank you. :)

Cateck's avatar

Goldens are such nice dogs, I only have crazy dogs.

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Puppies. <sigh>

Now I can finish my coffee and go back to sleep having puppy dreams. :-)

JustPixelz's avatar

I am third from the far end.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

I shouted at the screen.

"Wake up little one! Rise and shine sleepy head! C'mon lazybones! All that playing and pooping and peeing and getting fed don't get done by itself!"

SkeptiKC's avatar

Those precious puppies put a lump in my throat.

paul and I were offered a sweet little cocker spaniel pup and I desperately wanted to bring him home but we don't dare try it. Cat the Ripper would never tolerate the competition and it would get ugly.

No puppies here for a while.

Runfastandwin's avatar

We're on our fourth dog, the first three all lived to 15. After this one if we're still around we're only going to take in seniors.

BECKY's avatar

Puppies are cute but they are so much trouble! Our last 2 dogs are 1-year old shelter dogs and that was perfect. One of them is 15 now...

Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Nothing better than Golden puppies, but I'm prejudiced - I have Golden granddogs.

Andrea's avatar

Our first girl was a Golden

beb's avatar

No Scanners gif ever, please. It made me so ill the first time I saw I had to leave the theater. Pizza does not make it any less traumatic

Spleen Victoria's avatar

I believe this is colloquially known as “Floridianizing” your bill, after the Florida legislature ignored that unpleasant “return voting rights to people with criminal records “ ballot initiative.

That Girl's avatar

APB on Sean Williams from Johnson City TN. That story is gross. What an awful excuse for a human. Hope they find that monster quickly.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

"Idaho was a standout in the new report. More than 12% of children entering kindergarten in that state had a vaccine exemption in 2022."

Yay...nice to be #1 at something besides potatoes....oh, wait..will this mean unnecessary child's mortality increase...? You bet your Bippy! Sad

Liminal's avatar

In case you weren’t already tantalized by that description of Jingle Smells you should also know that it “features a special appearance by the Jay Sekulow Band and a special voice appearance by Gov. Mike Huckabee. “

WokeGrandma's avatar

Could be. But new generations are surprisingly good at finding out about great old stuff.

Ann Linderman's avatar

After reading the cast list for "Jingle Smells," I'm starting to worry that "Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas" might lose its place as Crappiest Christmas Movie of All Time! Maybe Rumble should offer a double feature with both of these nightmares.

(You really didn't know that John Schneider was a MAGAT till now?)

TalentNotAutotune's avatar

I have no idea how good it is, but a new Christmas movie is coming out today. It's called "It's a Wonderful Knife".

I'm predicting that it is AWESOME.

SterWonk's avatar

'Tracy Chapman won a Country Music Award for “Fast Car.” It came out in 1988. That makes me so happy.'

Me too. That said, the more I hear the cover, the less I like it, and the more I appreciate the original version -- which I already loved.

Staramour's avatar

A musician named Ryan Montbleau does a great cover, you might enjoy it.

SterWonk's avatar

Thanks.

That was okay too. I guess -- despite having grown up in Texas (Houston) -- I've never really cared for the twangy guitar, or the over-emphasized twangy accent.

Chris's avatar

Losing Jezebel is awful. It was the only remnant of the old Gawker that I would read (excluding yr Wonkette). Jim Spanfeller will always be a herb.

a. diderot's avatar

So many websites taken away without a trace; True Slant, The Awl, Gawker, Buzzfeed News, Vice (didn't really follow them, but miss them anyway), now Jezebel. There are probably others I am forgetting. It is fine. I will hang with Wonkette and the Guardian, the log off and do other things. Fuck you the rest of the internet.

Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

Pretty sure some kind of crossposting on Jezebel was how I found Wonkette in the first place. I only migrated over here when they decided women were really only mostly interested in posts about shopping and celebrity gossip. Sad thing is, it had looked like they were stepping their game back up lately.

AdmNaismith's avatar

If it makes ir any better, John Schneider and Tom Wopat recorded a version 'Baby, It's Cold Outside' that is...just...>chef kiss<

I love it ironically, I love it unironically, I even love that it's these two.

'I love to see you scurry...'!

https://youtu.be/3FK0i0F4mz8?feature=shared

Sister Artemis's avatar

Tabs Addendum:

Juanita Jean has a nice roundup for the Friday 'Toons post:

https://juanitajean.com/friday-toons-495/?utm_source=feedly&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=friday-toons-495