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Sorry, Americans started off stupid.

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Anyone - other than a Duggar - ever wanted to do it with a duck of your choice?

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Well, to be fair, human papillomavirus, which causes cervical cancer, is transmitted sexually in semen... Of course, these yahoos probably oppose the use of the HPV vaccine.

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Most likely the true meaning. It most likely was lost in translation.

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Sorry, that is not my area :)

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It was... indescribably stupid.

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I figured, it escalated rather quickly.

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with votes, of course.

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You could always go with a classic: The Panty Whispers

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Original sin must be a pre-existing condition since we're born with it, if I recall my CCD classes correctly.

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Yes sir you do recall correctly!

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Or hooked up with the former governor of Oregon.

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uhm....

The miscarriage or premature birth of a child conceived in unfaithfulness can also be attributed to the stress of the cup of bitter water. This interpretation assumes that the accused WOMAN is pregnant when she is brought before the priest. If the child is the husband’s, she has no reason for guilt, and the child will live.

I think they are saying here that their priest makes the woman drink something bitter that is potentially hazardous to the fetus, and then when she miscarries, they go see harlot!So basically these guys are performing abortions in their own words?

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They would say I'm from Mars you're from Venus!

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I would feel like I had done something pretty remarkable if I got someone pregnant, but I see your point.

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