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Joseph's avatar

Sorry, Americans started off stupid.

Dover Bill's avatar

Anyone - other than a Duggar - ever wanted to do it with a duck of your choice?

DrRandy's avatar

Well, to be fair, human papillomavirus, which causes cervical cancer, is transmitted sexually in semen... Of course, these yahoos probably oppose the use of the HPV vaccine.

sherrysmithviele's avatar

Most likely the true meaning. It most likely was lost in translation.

sherrysmithviele's avatar

Sorry, that is not my area :)

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

It was... indescribably stupid.

sherrysmithviele's avatar

I figured, it escalated rather quickly.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

You could always go with a classic: The Panty Whispers

tomamitai's avatar

Original sin must be a pre-existing condition since we're born with it, if I recall my CCD classes correctly.

OneDemin EOr's avatar

Yes sir you do recall correctly!

OneDemin EOr's avatar

Or hooked up with the former governor of Oregon.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

uhm....

The miscarriage or premature birth of a child conceived in unfaithfulness can also be attributed to the stress of the cup of bitter water. This interpretation assumes that the accused WOMAN is pregnant when she is brought before the priest. If the child is the husband’s, she has no reason for guilt, and the child will live.

I think they are saying here that their priest makes the woman drink something bitter that is potentially hazardous to the fetus, and then when she miscarries, they go see harlot!So basically these guys are performing abortions in their own words?

mailman27's avatar

They would say I'm from Mars you're from Venus!

Gayer Than Thou's avatar

I would feel like I had done something pretty remarkable if I got someone pregnant, but I see your point.